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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: card79 on November 20, 2003, 06:15:29 AM

Title: Best Team Names
Post by: card79 on November 20, 2003, 06:15:29 AM: I got to thinking about this after reading the post on nicknames for bowlers. Now this doesn't have to be the teams real name, but what are the funny ones. I will start it off.

Mixed league good friends of ours you W.G.A.S. as the team name it is who give a well ya know. My mens league we are sponsor by a local custom woodworking shot and people have become fond of referring to us as the woody's.

Come on give them to me
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I don't really play cards and I am not 79, but it fits together somehow.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: TwoFourEightNineNine on November 20, 2003, 10:32:26 PM: well our team is the Burning Sensations...

but you can take the other one we were about to make, but didn't... it only works if you're from california... Fun Upstanding Cali Kids... you can figure out the acronym for it.
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-Jeremy Vitug

In eight months, the tingle you are feeling will begin to burn.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: TR on November 20, 2003, 11:15:40 PM: Mixed team name is Censored...because our first name was "not allowed" by the house.
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Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: UCFKnight300 on November 20, 2003, 11:27:49 PM: Our Balls Are Bigger Than Yours
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: WAYouthBowler on November 20, 2003, 11:44:34 PM: Watch a junior tourney, ANY junior tourney, and you'll hear someone scream "YEESSS!" every 15 seconds.

Hence the team name "We Scream Yes!" seems like a no-brainer...

I still laugh when I think of "The Aaron Brown Experience"

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I'm neither good, nor consistent, which is why I bowl.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: agroves on November 21, 2003, 12:09:11 AM: we have a team named FTSWQ==Fu&k This $hit We Quit
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FUFU
HIT 'EM WEAK AND WATCH 'EM FREAK
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: Sean John 369 on November 21, 2003, 12:20:19 AM: Content Removed by Webmaster
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: Platinum Bowler on November 21, 2003, 12:37:37 AM: I can guarentee that 65% of all leagues have a team in it called " The Alley Cats". Hahaha. Especially in little youth leagues.
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Representing the 909( in July of '04, it will be the 951. How gay!), this was B-Car.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: DArtagnon on November 21, 2003, 12:40:59 AM: For the past two years used a name I saw on this forum...JAFT. For the more conservative bowlers in the league it meant Just Another Filipino Team. For those less sophisticated ... substitute Filipino with a word that sounds like Truckin.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: vlor on November 21, 2003, 01:53:08 AM: Our thursday mixed team name is "Ah Chit".
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: DreadPirateRoberts on November 21, 2003, 01:56:32 AM: my team is "dick4" in one league
and

"with ourselves" in the other.

in case you don't get it:

Q: who are we playing?
A: why, were playing with ourselves tonight.

Q: whats a dick4?
A: if you don't know by now your a virgin.

I make my self laugh
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: KR300 on November 21, 2003, 07:01:22 AM: In the mid 80's I bowled in a Summer league known as the Automotive league, sponsored by various car dealerships in the area. All teams had to have a team name relating to cars. I wanted to name my team The Blown Rods but was shot down. I guess the 80's were too politically correct.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on November 21, 2003, 08:46:00 AM: My Monday league team's name is NASCAR Chix and each girl has a driver number on her shirt.

On the Thursday league the pro shop sponsors two teams, and since we were the second team to be sponsored we're S & B Pro Shop Jr. (as opposed to Sr.)
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White Dot
Not another 10 pin!
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on November 21, 2003, 08:47:19 AM: I forgot one to add.

A team made up of police officers and attorneys went by:

Jail 'Em & Bail 'Em

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White Dot
Not another 10 pin!
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: mrteach3 on November 21, 2003, 08:49:20 AM: Have to say my team's best names have been:

2 Drunk Too Care

Who Matters???

Who We Got???
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Who needs a 300 or 800, when I have a 294!?!?!
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: Platinum Bowler on November 21, 2003, 09:11:12 AM: quote:
More recently during a summer league we named our team "Scoregasm".

LMAO. That is funny, I like that! Hahaha.
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Representing the 909 (in July of '04, it will be the 951. How gay!), this was B-Car.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: Nollster on November 21, 2003, 09:17:24 AM: I've only been in a couple leagues, but my favorite was "Deathtongue". May be recognizable to any Bloom County fans out there....
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: just joe on November 21, 2003, 10:16:49 AM: how about, just wackin some wood.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: Belgarion on November 21, 2003, 11:36:01 AM: always liked V.I.P's for Visibly Intoxicated Persons

9 or 10 years ago in junior leagues we were the Alley Gators because someone won an aligator out of one of the crane machines at the bowling alley...lol
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: kendog on November 21, 2003, 11:50:16 AM: at one time our mixed league bowled right before an all gay men's league. they really let it all hang out so to speak, yucky! anyhow, the funniest team name I actually stood still and read was the head pin honeys. there were others but that's the one I still remember. Once when I went to leave the lanes my car wouldn't start. I had to think twice about how to go back inside to ask for a jump. lmao
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Ken Stoner
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on November 21, 2003, 02:59:12 PM: quote:
always liked V.I.P's for Visibly Intoxicated Persons

I plan to nominate this one for my team next season!
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White Dot
Not another 10 pin!
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: arakasi on November 21, 2003, 08:56:35 PM: Four Play.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: dicnic on November 21, 2003, 09:32:40 PM: Cupla leagues had a team named: "LAGNAF"

You guessed it, "Let's All Get Naked And F##k"
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Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: jstryker on November 22, 2003, 01:23:41 AM: Peter North's Tube Steak Factory
The Harry Pujols
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: L o G on November 22, 2003, 03:53:07 AM: One year my jr/adult team was called the happy hookers, another year it was SNAFUBAR.
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Deadman Walkin
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: bamaster on November 23, 2003, 08:10:40 PM: It wasn't my team, but my friend's team (4 men and one chick) was called the Slapaho Tribe.

Haha!

Tony
http://www.allBowling.com
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on November 23, 2003, 09:20:40 PM: I was a scorekeeper at our City Tournament and saw one team named Gospel Truth, and then there was Turkey Hunters. Another one was D.I.D.K. (Damn, I Don't Know).

When I asked what D.I.D.K. meant, that was the reply.
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White Dot
Drink menu at a restaurant in Billings, Montana:
BEER
Imported
Domestic
Budweiser
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: allengrace62 on November 24, 2003, 08:01:52 AM: Our team in my Tuesday night league is the Ball Busters.
In my Thursday afternoon league there is a team named
the Wind Breakers.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: MWDegutis on November 24, 2003, 08:23:11 AM: Our team name is the Pinheads.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: bwilling on November 24, 2003, 08:46:24 AM: My girlfriend`s Friday night mixed league team (her and three guys), is named "Beauty & the Beasties", but they had it listed wrong at the beginning of the season, so it was listed as "Booty & the Beasties"...
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: s1nger1 on November 25, 2003, 02:42:57 PM: Okay there where two teams in a league one was a team full of women that called themselves the little b#*ches. There husbands formed a team called the b#%th slappers. The best team name I have ever seen was a mens team called Sheep Tell Lies.
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: O on November 25, 2003, 04:19:55 PM: Being in a mens only league, we felt that '4 jerks and a squirt' was fitting.
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Dominic A. Pelc
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: jac on November 26, 2003, 01:35:42 PM: Back in the early 90,s my 5 man team that we took to
tournaments was called the Fumb Duckers. 90% of the
time the tournament announcer would get it wrong and
call us the dumb *uckers over the PA system. It was a
good way to break the ice and get everyone relaxed
before we bowled.

jac
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: bad1_andy on November 26, 2003, 04:47:53 PM: Sofa King Bad

Norfolk & Chance
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: elpablo101 on November 26, 2003, 05:04:31 PM: On my Thurs. night league, we've got "Slappin' Hooters"
Title: Re: Best Team Names
Post by: joegunn on November 30, 2003, 09:08:43 AM: We have a team in our league, F.D.S. - Fat Drunk & Stupid. I wanted to enter our team in a tournament as The Deuce Bags, but was vetoed by the other members.