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SrKegler

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The story of Thongprincess
« on: July 17, 2005, 11:19:54 PM »
Since so many of you have asked, here's the story of how Thongprincess got her nickname.

Los Angeles, Ca, middle of the summer.  The Temperature, unlike her scores, is climbing into triple digits.  Airconditioning goes out at the local lanes.

Just to salvage a decent series, she finishes the night bowling in her thong.  Gets a rousing ovation from all the men at the alley.

Word quickly spreads around town about this hot chick that bowls.  House is packed next week, unfortunately the air conditioning works.  No thong  .

Since bowling had been in such a decline, the owner, in desperation, shuts off the A/C again.  Win/win for him, house full of hot thirsty bowlers.

Just being a valley chick earned her the princess title, bowling in a thong, add them together.

This is why we invite her to all our gatherings, then pray the air goes out.
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2005, 05:37:42 PM »
Classic SrK,

If that's how the title is earned, I'd just hope to never to see the name "ThongRags" here on BR...  j/k Rags....
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2005, 05:46:51 PM »
Man, I need to find a way to shut off the AC at my center - jesus christ!
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2005, 05:52:58 PM »
Now I know why the ladies tour went under!

they just can't compete with that

sheesh!

just kidding
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BowlerKidR

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2005, 05:53:32 PM »
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Man, I need to find a way to shut off the AC at my center - jesus christ!
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Disintegration by the Cure is the greatest album ever!

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Five little known songs that will change the way you look at music:
<Maybe Someday - The Cure
<Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode
<Loser - Beck
<Blackhole Sun - Soundgarden
<Stand inside your love - The Smashing Pumpkins


Thats easy...go to the basement where all the electricity enters the building, and take an AXE and start to hack away. Just be aware of the risk of being electricuited
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2005, 06:18:06 PM »
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what pics!? we demand pics!



here a pic from the br gathering tehy had

http://home.comcast.net/~bonbon_13/IMG_0027.jpg








but its joe falco shootin a spare.
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GordoJ52

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2005, 06:47:23 PM »
I don't know about you guys but I love thongs and I love bowling, but when you put them both together, it's the best of both worlds.  

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MI 2 AZ

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2005, 07:00:36 PM »
Is she on one of these pages?

http://www.bowl4fun.com/scrapbook/scrap3.htm
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thfonz98

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2005, 07:05:12 PM »
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Is she on one of these pages?

http://www.bowl4fun.com/scrapbook/scrap3.htm
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lets hope it one of the ones on page 4( http://www.bowl4fun.com/scrapbook/pics/michael.jpg specifically)
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SrKegler

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2005, 07:08:25 PM »
Ah man, why'd you have to put the picture up.  Wanted it to be a surprise to the new guys coming.  Told you she was a valley girl.  Sure wish my teachers had looked like that.
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MI 2 AZ

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2005, 07:10:29 PM »
I do know which is her picture but it is not up to me to link it.  
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2005, 07:46:06 PM »
Anyone who wants to see ThongPrincess, paypal me $10. When my account reaches $300, I post pics!

I bowl with her tomorrow night, and its been VERY VERY hot inside the bowling center lately.
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2005, 09:49:15 PM »
That's bullcr@p BrunsNick!

That micheal from NC is one lucky son of a B****!
Did you see those girls!

I don't know about you guys, but thongprincess can give me a detention any day!

Man i'm such a horndog!
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<Maybe Someday - The Cure
<Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode
<Loser - Beck
<Blackhole Sun - Soundgarden
<Stand inside your love - The Smashing Pumpkins

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2005, 01:55:46 AM »
LOL BrunsNick, it sure has been hot in the center lately  

I sure needed a good laugh after bowling my sport league tonight
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