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Necromancer

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New Way To Test New Bowling Balls - Epic
« on: January 08, 2009, 06:33:16 AM »
So I am sitting here answering another nuclear engineering question regarding a pipe material that I was responsible for putting in these new reactors.  I basically changed steel piping to plastic piping because it corrodes less and looks cool.

First off, I think bowling ball testing from the manufacturer to online sites like Buddiesproshop are misleading and worthless.  Well I guess they are good if you plan to use a ball for about 10 games and then either are rich enough to buy another, plan to get it resurfaced constantly, or are just dumb in the head and need an arsenal of like 10-20 balls.

My way: treat bowling balls like building materials.  You think they test the steel beams in buildings based on how it is when new?  Hizell no.  They fatigue it, stress it, until it breaks.  They want to know how it will be years from now when it ain't sparkling new but covered in rust and garbage but still performing strong!

So instead of showing what balls do OOB and showing how it hooks all over the lane when it has 0% oil absorption, take it to the limits.  My method in outline form:

-Show me the ball OOB and show me the ball after it has been dipped and soaked in oil overnight (literally)
-Wipe off the oil and make sure the coverstock is good and soaked
-Now show me the ball OOB on a constant shot with a robot
-Robot should be standardized with 2-3 industry standard shots (straight up, coast-to-coast, and something in between, with a fixed speed and fixed axis of rotation)
-Now show me the ball after it has been soaked in oil (representing the ball after hundreds of games after poor care)
-The before and after will represent the range the ball can do performance wise

What bowling ball companies fail to do is show any range.  Yet in every other industry, ranges are required.  You don't see that rare steal beam get listed to break at 10,000 psi tensile strength when the range is actually much less or much more.

This is Necromancer and the New Ball Testing Method.

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JoshY

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Re: New Way To Test New Bowling Balls - Epic
« Reply #46 on: January 15, 2009, 03:19:13 PM »
Sorry about that LOL

I was hoping it was a joke.

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Re: New Way To Test New Bowling Balls - Epic
« Reply #47 on: January 15, 2009, 03:22:52 PM »
Thats a pretty big place to train.

On a side not if you get a chance go the the Paulson seminar.

He is serious on the ground you can check some of his videos on youtube.

Great moves especially if bjj is not really clicking for you. Excellent stuff.

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Re: New Way To Test New Bowling Balls - Epic
« Reply #48 on: January 15, 2009, 03:24:41 PM »
quote:
Thats a pretty big place to train.

On a side not if you get a chance go the the Paulson seminar.

He is serious on the ground you can check some of his videos on youtube.

Great moves especially if bjj is not really clicking for you. Excellent stuff.



I'll check it out.
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