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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: LadyW on October 05, 2003, 09:39:45 PM
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Hi Everyone

I read a "bowling fable" on another site.
What they did was add 4 words to the story at a time, keeping it bowling related.
I found it to be very entertaining and fun to read.
I hope you'll give it a try

I'll start it off.
Once upon a time.....
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Regards,
LadyWannabe
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there was a bowler
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there lived a bowler

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Eric T. Spivey, P.E.
Visionary Test Staff Member
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who had magical powers
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Regards,
LadyWannabe
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I'll take mine back seeing as me and Mumzie posted at the same time.
When ever he bowled
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Eric T. Spivey, P.E.
Visionary Test Staff Member
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Bones, only 4 words..?
to watch him strike.....=:^D
Edited on 10/6/2003 1:17 PM
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Until a new guy
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Nut
If you wonder if you're good enough, then you're not good enough.
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...brought a new ball...
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use a saw
or you'll be dead
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and beat him badly.
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
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With his own ball
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Eric T. Spivey, P.E.
Visionary Test Staff Member
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. After doing this he
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...Bowling is my winter job while Golf is my summer passion...BD
jttfb
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cried like a dog
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Dont swing it-if you cant bring it
When in doubt-swing it out
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Where he met Sawbones
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
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in a retirement home
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For a good time call
1-900-TEN-PINS
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who talked him into
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
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getting a sponge bath!
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
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My! What a big
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
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ball bag you have
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You must be good
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
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dropping all that wood
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he returned to bed
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to dream about the
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
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she's with another guy!
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
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Just like Channel Surfer
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can't carry the headpin.
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~~~SrK - Have balls, will travel
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AND LEAVES A TENPIN
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which he nails with
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What's with the Braille on a drive-up-ATM?
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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a diarrhea scented storm
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the lanes were drenched
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With a stinky stinch
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of prodigy black gold
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Too everyone’s utter dismay
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My wrist brace is just like my RADAR detector, I really don't need it but it sure makes me feel better when I have it on.
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TBU showed up and
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Eric T. Spivey, P.E.
Visionary Test Staff Member
Edited on 10/7/2003 8:38 AM
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puked on the approach.
(sorry...it just seemed to fit!)
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Nut
If you wonder if you're good enough, then you're not good enough.
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The bionic ball appears
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to save the day!
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went to a volcano
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Eric T. Spivey, P.E.
Visionary Test Staff Member
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Here is the story up to this point:
Once upon a time..... there was a bowler …..who had magical powers….When ever he bowled…..to watch him strike….fear into the hearts….of local hot shots …..Until a new guy…..brought a new ball.… until his mother said…use a new saw…. or you'll be dead ….and beat him badly….With his own ball….drilled for wrong hand…. . After doing this he….cried like a dog….then he ran away….and took up golf…Where he met Sawbones…in a retirement home….who talked him into…getting a sponge bath!…. beautiful nurse said, OH!… My! What a big…ball bag you have….You must be good….dropping all that wood ….His face turned red….he returned to bed …to dream about the…girl that got away….OH ME OH MY… she's with another guy!… who bowls, but lousy…Just like Channel Surfer…can't carry the headpin…..AND LEAVES A TENPIN… which he nails with.. a diarrhea scented storm….the lanes were drenched …With a stinky stinch….of prodigy black gold …All of a sudden… too everyone’s utter dismay…TBU showed up and…puked on the approach….The bionic ball appears…to save the day!… but having pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoniosis, he ….went to a volcano....And was ready to jump ....
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My wrist brace is just like my RADAR detector, I really don't need it but it sure makes me feel better when I have it on.
Edited on 10/7/2003 1:18 PM
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but changed his mind
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and knitted argyle socks
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for Pchee2's Old Raisin.
Dave
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If You Are Not Using a BuzzSaw, All You Get is SAW-dusted!!