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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: LadyW on October 05, 2003, 09:39:45 PM

Title: Bowling Fable
Post by: LadyW on October 05, 2003, 09:39:45 PM
Hi Everyone

I read a "bowling fable" on another site.

What they did was add 4 words to the story at a time, keeping it bowling related.

I found it to be very entertaining and fun to read.

I hope you'll give it a try

I'll start it off.

Once upon a time.....
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Regards,

LadyWannabe
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: mumzie on October 06, 2003, 12:45:01 PM
there was a bowler
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: livespive on October 06, 2003, 12:45:44 PM
there lived a bowler
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: LadyW on October 06, 2003, 12:51:45 PM
who had magical powers
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Regards,

LadyWannabe
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: livespive on October 06, 2003, 12:59:32 PM
I'll take mine back seeing as me and Mumzie posted at the same time.

When ever he bowled
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: T-GOD on October 06, 2003, 01:06:26 PM
Bones, only 4 words..?

to watch him strike.....=:^D

Edited on 10/6/2003 1:17 PM
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Scolai on October 06, 2003, 01:21:49 PM
Until a new guy
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: RSalas on October 06, 2003, 01:31:36 PM
...brought a new ball...
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Pinbuster on October 06, 2003, 01:43:48 PM
use a saw

or you'll be dead
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 9andaWiggle on October 06, 2003, 01:45:02 PM
and beat him badly.
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall??  It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: livespive on October 06, 2003, 01:48:34 PM
With his own ball
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: BowlDiddly on October 06, 2003, 01:53:47 PM
.  After doing this he
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BD

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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 1fife on October 06, 2003, 01:55:26 PM
cried like a dog
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 9andaWiggle on October 06, 2003, 02:07:09 PM
Where he met Sawbones
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall??  It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Rock77 on October 06, 2003, 02:09:55 PM
in a retirement home
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 9andaWiggle on October 06, 2003, 02:10:58 PM
who talked him into
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall??  It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 9andaWiggle on October 06, 2003, 02:11:33 PM
getting a sponge bath!
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall??  It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 9andaWiggle on October 06, 2003, 03:52:13 PM
My! What a big
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall??  It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Pinbuster on October 06, 2003, 03:58:20 PM
ball bag you have

Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 9andaWiggle on October 06, 2003, 04:02:03 PM
You must be good
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall??  It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Pinbuster on October 06, 2003, 04:04:12 PM
dropping all that wood
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: SwiftravenWork on October 06, 2003, 04:22:53 PM
he returned to bed
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 9andaWiggle on October 06, 2003, 04:25:21 PM
to dream about the
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall??  It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: 9andaWiggle on October 06, 2003, 05:06:53 PM
she's with another guy!
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall??  It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: channel surfer on October 06, 2003, 06:59:40 PM
Just like Channel Surfer
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: SrKegler on October 06, 2003, 07:12:39 PM
can't carry the headpin.
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: billy sewell on October 06, 2003, 07:22:48 PM
AND LEAVES A TENPIN
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: dicnic on October 06, 2003, 07:30:47 PM
which he nails with
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: channel surfer on October 06, 2003, 07:36:09 PM
a diarrhea scented storm
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: billy sewell on October 06, 2003, 07:41:24 PM
the lanes were drenched
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: channel surfer on October 06, 2003, 07:45:13 PM
With a stinky stinch
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: billy sewell on October 06, 2003, 07:48:31 PM
of prodigy black gold
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Berreez on October 07, 2003, 08:18:37 AM
Too everyone’s utter dismay
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My wrist brace is just like my RADAR detector, I really don't need it but it sure makes me feel better when I have it on.
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: livespive on October 07, 2003, 08:29:34 AM
TBU showed up and
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Edited on 10/7/2003 8:38 AM
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Scolai on October 07, 2003, 09:18:05 AM
puked on the approach.

(sorry...it just seemed to fit!)
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If you wonder if you're good enough, then you're not good enough.
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: LadyW on October 07, 2003, 09:37:40 AM
The bionic ball appears
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: SwiftravenWork on October 07, 2003, 10:26:43 AM
to save the day!
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: livespive on October 07, 2003, 11:16:28 AM
went to a volcano
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Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Berreez on October 07, 2003, 01:09:02 PM
Here is the story up to this point:

Once upon a time..... there was a bowler …..who had magical powers….When ever he bowled…..to watch him strike….fear into the hearts….of local hot shots …..Until a new guy…..brought a new ball.… until his mother said…use a new saw…. or you'll be dead ….and beat him badly….With his own ball….drilled for wrong hand…. . After doing this he….cried like a dog….then he ran away….and took up golf…Where he met Sawbones…in a retirement home….who talked him into…getting a sponge bath!…. beautiful nurse said, OH!… My! What a big…ball bag you have….You must be good….dropping all that wood ….His face turned red….he returned to bed …to dream about the…girl that got away….OH ME OH MY… she's with another guy!… who bowls, but lousy…Just like Channel Surfer…can't carry the headpin…..AND LEAVES A TENPIN…  which he nails with.. a diarrhea scented storm….the lanes were drenched …With a stinky stinch….of prodigy black gold …All of a sudden… too everyone’s utter dismay…TBU showed up and…puked on the approach….The bionic ball appears…to save the day!… but having pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoniosis, he ….went to a volcano....And was ready to jump ....
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My wrist brace is just like my RADAR detector, I really don't need it but it sure makes me feel better when I have it on.

Edited on 10/7/2003 1:18 PM
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: cosmo on October 07, 2003, 05:46:53 PM
but changed his mind
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Bjaardker on October 07, 2003, 06:21:23 PM
and knitted argyle socks
Title: Re: Bowling Fable
Post by: Saw Mill on October 07, 2003, 07:08:38 PM
for Pchee2's Old Raisin.

Dave

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