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Title: Bowling Lingo
Post by: BowlerKidR on January 10, 2008, 12:43:24 PM: You guys all know those clear stickers which go on the back of the windows of your car that advertise your favorite sport teams, or the college which your children go to? Well we know someone who created those sticker things and we want to try to create some bowling ones. So id like for you ballreviewer's to post any one liners for bowling that you have, or quarky lingo about bowling, kind of like "Strike for Show, Spare for Dough".

Thanks in advanced.
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Mark T. Trgovac on January 10, 2008, 08:47:55 PM: No Drive, No Five.

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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: FastTracker33 on January 10, 2008, 08:50:57 PM: quote:
No Drive, No Five.

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Mark "scoot" Trgovac
C-G Pro Shop
Offical "Spokesman"
Youngstown, Ohio

Finishing THS book ave: 200
Finishing PBA Experence ave: 176
Finishing Composit ave: 194

Track HITMAN.

Tag Team Coaching Success Story.

When faced with a problem Chuck Norris asks himself, "What would The Scoot DO?"

Mark, I have to repeat that over my league. I love it! Hahaha.
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: REvans284 on January 10, 2008, 09:00:49 PM: quote:
No Drive, No Five.

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Mark "scoot" Trgovac
C-G Pro Shop
Offical "Spokesman"
Youngstown, Ohio

Finishing THS book ave: 200
Finishing PBA Experence ave: 176
Finishing Composit ave: 194

Track HITMAN.

Tag Team Coaching Success Story.

When faced with a problem Chuck Norris asks himself, "What would The Scoot DO?"

No drive, you leave the 5.

Straighter is greater.
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: No Open Tenths on January 10, 2008, 09:03:12 PM: Chicks dig the trip four!
Lay it in the dry.

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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: bowlingmaniac017 on January 10, 2008, 09:05:06 PM: Hambone!

Lol... Couldnt resist!
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Mike
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: lsf_21 on January 10, 2008, 09:08:17 PM: since im lefty, chicks dig the trip 6
it goes better anyway.
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: 1MechEng on January 10, 2008, 09:12:00 PM: 10 in the pit!
Clear the deck!
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: JOE FALCO on January 10, 2008, 09:28:03 PM: Hit 'em high
Watch 'em fly!
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Hit them light and watch them fight
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: TheIronMan on January 10, 2008, 10:46:42 PM: Trust is a must or your game is a bust!
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: ThongPrincess on January 10, 2008, 10:56:35 PM: It's not how - It's how many
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Lefty210 on January 11, 2008, 12:25:20 AM: Not the GRAY Boards AGAIN......LOL
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If it isn't EBONITE it isn't bowling........
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Beef STL on January 11, 2008, 12:39:13 AM: I like the one we came up with in the bowlingchat.com

"Chicks dig the Bird Dog"
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-Ricky-
Member of the St. Louis, Missouri USBC Adult Rankings

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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Let It Bleed on January 11, 2008, 01:50:43 AM: quote:
Chicks dig the trip four!
Lay it in the dry.

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Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't... you're probably right.

That's my signature...which I stole!
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"Chicks dig the trip 4" -Randy Pederson
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: 700Virgin on January 11, 2008, 03:11:52 AM: Throw for 9, get 9!
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Maine Man on January 11, 2008, 03:17:29 AM: "Say hello....to my little friend"! (On a messenger strike)
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MainePBA
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: dizzyfugu on January 11, 2008, 04:42:21 AM: HOOK!

Or: "Live by the hook, die by the hook"
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: novawagonmaster on January 11, 2008, 06:20:04 AM: quote:
Throw for 9, get 9!

Or, as we say:
"You hit 9, you get 9."

For the Storm groupies:
"Smell my balls."

For everyone:
"Grab your balls. Let's go bowling."
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Jon (in Ohio)
CHROME WON'T GET YOU HOME!
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Joeyd on January 11, 2008, 06:33:52 AM: quote:
Since everyone has their favorite ball company, why not just use some of their slogans?

"Bowl to Win"
"The Bowler's Company"
"Columbia 300 Bowls the World Over"

You'd probably need permission from the companies to do that..

How's "I just threw a messenger at the 10 pin and all I got was this silly bumper sticker" That could probably use some work.
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Jock on January 11, 2008, 07:19:01 AM: How about "I'd rather be bowling"
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I've upped my average, so up yours!
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Phoneman on January 11, 2008, 07:22:36 AM: I use this one all the time---

"Juuuust a bit outside"

Bonus who said it and what movie?
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Comet790 on January 11, 2008, 07:25:15 AM: Grip it and Rip it!!!

Hit'em light and watch them fight!!!

Rippin the rack!!!

When in doubt throw it out!!!
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Comet790 on January 11, 2008, 07:30:09 AM: B.I.G.
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: 700Virgin on January 11, 2008, 07:32:15 AM: quote:
I use this one all the time---

"Juuuust a bit outside"

Bonus who said it and what movie?

Bob Uecker - Major League
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Phoneman on January 11, 2008, 07:33:35 AM: 700 you are correct thank you
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: TheIronMan on January 11, 2008, 07:38:34 AM: Bowling is inevitable!
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on January 11, 2008, 04:32:25 PM: I can't believe no one's said

FIGJAM

yet!
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on January 11, 2008, 04:34:26 PM: One more: A friend of mine created his own bumper sticker for his car on his computer that read:

ALLISON SHOULD HAVE PREBOWLED.
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Scolai on January 11, 2008, 05:29:31 PM: quote:
I use this one all the time---

"Juuuust a bit outside"

Bonus who said it and what movie?

The Euck! - Major League

Oh drat. I didn't read page 2 before replying. Good job, 700!
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Edited on 1/11/2008 6:30 PM
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: tdub36tjt on January 11, 2008, 05:40:21 PM: I say that whenever I miss outside, lol. I thought I was the only one.

quote:
I use this one all the time---

"Juuuust a bit outside"

Bonus who said it and what movie?
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: tdub36tjt on January 11, 2008, 05:41:22 PM: quote:
I can't believe no one's said

FIGJAM

yet!
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White Dot
Do Not Disturb: Chocolate fantasy in progress....
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I was waiting for that one too.
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: snowman4951 on January 11, 2008, 08:04:42 PM: C'mon people.......

Musthare is God or Musthare in a little fish like the Jesus one LOL!!!!!
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: star on January 12, 2008, 06:53:54 AM: Cleaning your balls makes them last longer.

300 pins to perfection.

Choppin' wood and shreadin' racks since......(add a date)

My Favorite.
My balls are bigger than Tigers.

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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Dyno-Joe on January 12, 2008, 07:03:16 AM: I am always told this one, kind of similiar to the first one. Hook for show, Stroke for dough.
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: Brutal Bowler on January 12, 2008, 07:25:15 AM: 'My other shot is a THS'

'I have 4 holes in my other ball'

'I am a bowling God. Just ask Earl Anthony'

'I live my life at 60ft a second'

'I live my life 39 boards at a time'

'Forget Fords! Bowlers are the best pick-ups you can get'

'I'm for the cruelty to pins!'

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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: O on January 12, 2008, 07:28:06 AM: I have 16 pound balls
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: T_Bone on January 12, 2008, 08:17:06 AM: Hit em light and watch em fight.
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Todd
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: T-GOD on January 12, 2008, 08:36:39 AM: Spares are for sissies..!!

Thumbs are for sissies..!!

Chicks dig the big hook.

Hard and straight is the best way to hit the hole.

OK, that's enough. =:^D
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: scotts33 on January 12, 2008, 08:39:19 AM: quote:
Chicks dig the big hook.
pchee?????
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Scott
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: pop_1 on January 12, 2008, 08:58:14 AM: quote:
C'mon people.......

Musthare is God or Musthare in a little fish like the Jesus one LOL!!!!!
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: cmoore3wins on January 12, 2008, 09:35:53 AM: I do it with 2 hands

It's all abouth the X baby

My balls like it wet

My balls like it dry

My balls are polished

I don't need Viagra to get a solid 10
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: LowRG on January 12, 2008, 09:55:44 AM: Allison should have prebowled.

Love it.
Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on January 12, 2008, 10:38:03 PM: One more:

Pins tremble at the sound of my name.
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: RaginCajun on January 12, 2008, 11:00:47 PM: Stand left, Throw it right and watch it Strike
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Title: Re: Bowling Lingo
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on January 13, 2008, 07:14:15 PM: It's not the arrow, it's the Indian. (In other words, it's not the ball, it's the bowler).
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