I won't get on the approach if there are either: 1) people below 4' 2", with orange hair and purple or green shoes on my left, OR 2) Alligators, komodo dragons or albino martial artists on my right. Nor do I like to bowl unless the bar wench is lissome and young. I also prefer not to bowl if it is snowing on lanes 12 thru 18. That about covers it - oh, wait, one more. If my shoes are turned inside out I must leave, correct the shoes, and re-enter the bowling alley.
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"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." Oscar Wilde
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.