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slowmofo908

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i am the local hack
« on: November 30, 2005, 11:09:49 AM »
no two shots are ever consistent but somehow my scores are  consistently in the 200-220 range

I close my eyes stand left and throw right and get mad when i actually hit the pocket and doesnt strike.

My form is god awful

My release is never the same.

My approach is like a little kid running to the ice cream truck then stopping before it hits he/she. Sliding? theres no need for that

I try to give advice on shots even though i know that i cant adjust myself.

I am the local hack


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slowmofo908

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Re: i am the local hack
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2005, 07:21:50 PM »
ps this is an accurate reflection of me
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wooddaddy

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Re: i am the local hack
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2005, 07:31:30 PM »
My name is Harry Bunn.  I have a 222 average and just bowled the PTQ.  I couldn't believe that I bowled bad and don't understand it.  I've only bowled a short time but I have several honor scores and got someone to back me because I thought I was better then most pro bowlers.  

I found out that the shots are not that easy and I'm not good on those shots.  They just aren't fair.  Everyone should be able to throw the ball anywhere out around the 1st or 2nd arrow and strike.  Here, I'd miss out and take 3 pins out on the right.  I just don't understand.
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slowmofo908

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Re: i am the local hack
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2005, 07:41:47 PM »
lmao, thats hilarios
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dogman666

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Re: i am the local hack
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2005, 08:36:46 AM »
I am the house hack with a drinking reputation.  I wait till the third game and act quite the fool.  I bet everyone who will listen and come away with a tidy sum.
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headwest

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Re: i am the local hack
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2005, 11:55:27 AM »
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Nice post Saw. I like to add one:

I am the lane man and for me to win brackets, I have to put out a dry shot because I suitcase the ball down the lane. If I put oil out there, I leave flat ten pins and lose my money in brackets. I never go to any other house to bowl, and yell at people when they are complaining because the ball is smoking through the heads. I tell them learn to adjust your game to the condition and yet I just adjust the lane machine to my game.


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Sounds like bs to me ........I do lanes and in any given night 1/3 of the bowlers complain to much oil,1/3 claim they're to dry and if your lucky the other 1/3 will like the shot...If i did the lanes for myself everyone would have to square up and hit a 3board area but instead the outsides are scorched so the no handers and chickenwingers can score and the insides are flooded for the tuggers and stumblers...Sorry for the rant but everyone thinks lane men do the lanes for themselves and instead of having the right equipment for the lanes they expect the lanes to dressed for whatever new hook monster that comes out.
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