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Oskuposer

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Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« on: April 04, 2005, 06:25:04 AM »
Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast there r to many so i will just go wit a few

Randy in a gay voice-"Hello trip 4 its a trip 4 fest"
Dave Ryan-"Down goes number 45"
Dave Ryan-"The big texan just knows it he is really confident..... O MY GOODNESS ANOTHER FOUL"
Guy in the crowd of the TOC when PA threw spilt in championship match just as ball crosess the arrows "LOSSER"
Brad Angelo Split-"GOD DAM IT".....Chops it "Jesus Christ" and the funny thing is, is that he likes christian rock
Alot more will watch other shows to remember.
And if u want add more that i left out
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"Its a trip 4 fest"
"God Dam it"
"Yea but the Brunswick ones get all ten down"
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janderson

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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2005, 04:56:19 PM »
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If I have to hear 60 ft to success one more time, I'm going to go insane.


Someone should tell him the lane isn't 60 feet and really mess up his crap.
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Doc Hollywood

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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2005, 05:00:07 PM »
Ricky Ward - "Take that you Rat Bast++d"
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shelley

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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2005, 05:00:26 PM »
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"That ball went out for a cheeseburger and fries and came back with steak and a baked potato."


I watched that this morning and had to replay it a few times just to make sure he really said that.  Great line.  I also liked the Couch/Angelo exchange earlier this year about Ebonite balls hitting too hard (and leaving an 8-pin?) while Brunswick balls knock down all 10.

SH

Edited on 5/3/2005 4:54 PM
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qstick777

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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2005, 05:39:48 PM »
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If I have to hear 60 ft to success one more time, I'm going to go insane.


I wish somebody would make a video of nothing but this!  Nothing but the guys throwing strikes and DR saying "and its 60ft to success!"

Then another video with DR and his infamous "all ten down" saying.
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janderson

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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2005, 06:03:44 PM »
I'd love to see Randy run off some line like

"Well, Dave, So-and-so is using a new piece of 18lbs equipment that has a very high radius of preferred finger particles.  Short of a pearlized center of positive axis, there is nothing on the market that hits harder than that"

and see how far he can run with it before Dave calls him on it.
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