I have some jinxes too!
Mine are list below this sentence!
1)When a woman that turned you down on a couple of dates
a week earlier(aka Ok,I'll go out with you some other time)and
SHOWS up with another fella!My bowling goes down the toilet!!
This happened roughly around April of last year.I could NOT get
anything better than a 160 that night,period!!
I couldn't find my mark,umm what ball ta throw!I think she showed up on purpose!
My knees got weak and couldn't follow through either,yuck!!!
Thats a weakness(temporary though),I really dug her and I though she dug me,BUT I was worng(aka wring,thats wrong.
1a)Same thing,but when I see a woman and she's by hereself.Especially a 30's lady(aka ANY single female in that departmant)bowler,better yet she can BOWL!!!!!! I choke,and go to a thousand and sixty two pieces(aka I SUCK!!!)!
To this day I can't figure it out,but I'm still doing my best to fix this
kink with women at tha bowling alley.I still mess up,whether she's a 200 ave or 132 ave,I still choke!A neato looking beauty can jinx my game any day,but I love this weakness.I guess as long as its open play though!
2) When you get like 4 or 5 strikes in a row,and you hear the next lane clapping
really loud,you're working on a another strike and the same people yell and clap BEFORE you even walk the approach,huh?Huh??I haven't got the sixth strike yet,gee wiz.I ""appreciate the spot attention,but I need ta concentrate with out a gazillion peeps(aka 15 people) watching your every shot.
A lil' jr spooky.
You know what comes next,Chokeville!!!This kinda urks me a little,BUT I'm trying to fix too.I'll be fair,this curse I'm always trying to correct every
chance I get.
One has to MAKE the whole world(aka peeps that watch you)make invisible,like they never showed up.HHHIJHTTTITIWFAILMAORRL!!!!
4)I get this every night,"Why do throw different balls?".
After I hear this,I even start thinking(aka pondering his/her thought) and
I kinda end up throwing two balls instead of six.
4a)Same,but when I go to the bowling alley ,OVER PREPARRED.I mean bringing
9 bowling balls!!Yep,I typed that right.Thats a weakness too,ya dont know what
to throw sometimes.Ok,its a PART TIME weakness only.I have fixed this probleemo
from time ta time.Ya,just bring 3 balls and WORK it the BEST ya can!!!!
5)Those danggggggggggggggg,splits!!!Nuff typed!
6)This comes after 5.
7)Oh yeah,when you miss an VERY,VERY,VERY EASY SPARE,that makes the difference between a "199 and a 200" game!Oh thats a KILLER ONE!!!!!!!!Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
8)I have more,but they've been typed by others above my reply,and I'm going to the thrift store now to look for more bowling balls!
I'll post somewherze elze!
Moral ta post;Fix your jinxes,you'll be glad you did!
L8 peeps!
Psycho.B.T