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lilmike2782

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check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« on: April 14, 2008, 04:45:56 AM »
i apologize for the profanity, i did not write it.  a friend found it and sent the link to me.


http://123bowl.com/ballreview.asp?r=11142

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Dan Belcher

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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 12:47:28 PM »
Wow.  What an informative review.  I especially enjoyed the "it hits like ike turner" line.  
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baltimora

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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 12:55:21 PM »
hits like ike turner- that's the technical term for a nice smooth arc. i think if he drilled differently he could get it to be like george michael which of course is a hard jerky up and down movement that hits the bowl more "flush"



Edited on 4/14/2008 12:55 PM
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Brodieman

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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 12:55:49 PM »
he likes the smell
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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 12:56:22 PM »
by far the best review Ive ever seen......Thats some funny stuff.
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lilmike2782

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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 02:02:28 PM »
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He did say one thing right.

Don't smoke crack!!!!
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if you don't get the information you were looking for on a gravity shift, at least you know now that "crack is whack"!  lol
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OddBalls

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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 02:03:51 PM »
Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..
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Uncle Crusty

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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 02:05:43 PM »
Of all the things he likes, it's the smell. In my opinion, the Gravity Shift smells like death.
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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 02:05:44 PM »
HAHAHAH!!! That was hilarious.
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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2008, 02:20:29 PM »
Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..




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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 02:35:25 PM »
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Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..




LMAO!!!!!
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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2008, 03:01:44 PM »
What kind of a review was this, he did not tell us if the ball cleared the heads, turned the corner, hit like a truck, or kick out the ten pin.
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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 06:31:50 PM »
I have always like Strom balls... They are especially great right after crack.
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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 10:12:10 PM »
If I met that guy in person I would slap him. That's one of the best Storm balls ever made. I love mine and have been shooting very well with it.

And anyone that has a profile that says "Profile damn good bowler. one step below pro status" is a crack addict.
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Crankenstein300

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Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2008, 10:31:28 PM »
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Of all the things he likes, it's the smell. In my opinion, the Gravity Shift smells like death.


I hear you there. A friend of mine gave he his to sell and I swear I had an allergic reaction to the smell. So now I bury it under clothes until I can sell it lol.
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