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Title: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: lilmike2782 on April 14, 2008, 04:45:56 AM
i apologize for the profanity, i did not write it.  a friend found it and sent the link to me.


http://123bowl.com/ballreview.asp?r=11142

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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Dan Belcher on April 14, 2008, 12:47:28 PM
Wow.  What an informative review.  I especially enjoyed the "it hits like ike turner" line.  
Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: baltimora on April 14, 2008, 12:55:21 PM
hits like ike turner- that's the technical term for a nice smooth arc. i think if he drilled differently he could get it to be like george michael which of course is a hard jerky up and down movement that hits the bowl more "flush"



Edited on 4/14/2008 12:55 PM
Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Brodieman on April 14, 2008, 12:55:49 PM
he likes the smell
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: pro shop guy on April 14, 2008, 12:56:22 PM
by far the best review Ive ever seen......Thats some funny stuff.
Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: lilmike2782 on April 14, 2008, 02:02:28 PM
quote:
He did say one thing right.

Don't smoke crack!!!!
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Edited on 4/14/2008 1:14 PM


if you don't get the information you were looking for on a gravity shift, at least you know now that "crack is whack"!  lol
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: OddBalls on April 14, 2008, 02:03:51 PM
Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Uncle Crusty on April 14, 2008, 02:05:43 PM
Of all the things he likes, it's the smell. In my opinion, the Gravity Shift smells like death.
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: n00dlejester on April 14, 2008, 02:05:44 PM
HAHAHAH!!! That was hilarious.
Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: The SuperHitMan on April 14, 2008, 02:20:29 PM
Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..




LMAO!!!!!
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: chitown on April 14, 2008, 02:35:25 PM
quote:
Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..




LMAO!!!!!
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: jls on April 14, 2008, 03:01:44 PM
What kind of a review was this, he did not tell us if the ball cleared the heads, turned the corner, hit like a truck, or kick out the ten pin.
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Locke on April 14, 2008, 06:31:50 PM
I have always like Strom balls... They are especially great right after crack.
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: BrianCRX90 on April 14, 2008, 10:12:10 PM
If I met that guy in person I would slap him. That's one of the best Storm balls ever made. I love mine and have been shooting very well with it.

And anyone that has a profile that says "Profile damn good bowler. one step below pro status" is a crack addict.
Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Crankenstein300 on April 14, 2008, 10:31:28 PM
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Of all the things he likes, it's the smell. In my opinion, the Gravity Shift smells like death.



I hear you there. A friend of mine gave he his to sell and I swear I had an allergic reaction to the smell. So now I bury it under clothes until I can sell it lol.
Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: tburky on April 14, 2008, 10:45:36 PM
all I can say about the review is amazing
Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Mark T. Trgovac on April 15, 2008, 09:30:06 AM
quote:
What kind of a review was this, he did not tell us if the ball cleared the heads, turned the corner, hit like a truck, or kick out the ten pin.
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Yes he did, he said it hit like ike turner and that is harder then a truck.
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: lilmike2782 on April 15, 2008, 09:50:53 AM
levels of bowling ball impact on pins

1)  Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell
2)  Mike Tyson
3)  Ike Turner
4)  Like a truck

just in case you were all wondering. lol
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: NicholasE on April 15, 2008, 09:53:54 AM
quote:
levels of bowling ball impact on pins

1)  Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell
2)  Mike Tyson
3)  Ike Turner
4)  Like a truck

just in case you were all wondering. lol
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Deathclutch on April 15, 2008, 09:55:37 AM
quote:
levels of bowling ball impact on pins

1)  Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell
2)  Mike Tyson
3)  Ike Turner
4)  Like a truck

just in case you were all wondering. lol
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Then where would Chuck Norris fit in?
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: lilmike2782 on April 15, 2008, 09:58:46 AM
i don't think there is a ball out there "yet" than can hit like Mr. Norris.  if they had one, bowling alleys wouldn't allow it due to the fact of how many pins would be destroyed daily.
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Deathclutch on April 15, 2008, 10:01:56 AM
Lane 1 will develop it. The NORRISBOMB! Hits like a roundhouse kick to the face!! Marketing gold!!
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: lilmike2782 on April 15, 2008, 10:09:42 AM
or the Brunswick Sidekick.  It will have the Chuck Norris coverstock and the Johnathan Brandis core.  i hate myself for knowing that movie reference.
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Deathclutch on April 15, 2008, 10:12:11 AM
Coverstock Beard Particle. Colors Red and Denim. Delta Force core. Scent.....Fear.
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Edited on 4/15/2008 10:13 AM

Edited on 4/15/2008 10:14 AM
Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: lilmike2782 on April 15, 2008, 10:14:58 AM
quote:
Coverstock Beard Particle. Colors Red and Denim. Delta Force core. Scent.....Fear.
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Edited on 4/15/2008 10:13 AM

Edited on 4/15/2008 10:14 AM


SCENT = FEAR.  I LOVE IT!!  LMAO
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Title: Re: check out this guys review on the gravity shift
Post by: Xfest on April 15, 2008, 10:21:14 AM
He obviously doesn't get alot of pin action being a fuller roller. lol
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