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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: lilmike2782 on April 14, 2008, 04:45:56 AM
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i apologize for the profanity, i did not write it. a friend found it and sent the link to me.
http://123bowl.com/ballreview.asp?r=11142
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ultra zone
hammer toxic
twisted fury
hot rod hybrid
kick zone
avalanche pearl
clear golf ball
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Wow. What an informative review. I especially enjoyed the "it hits like ike turner" line.
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hits like ike turner- that's the technical term for a nice smooth arc. i think if he drilled differently he could get it to be like george michael which of course is a hard jerky up and down movement that hits the bowl more "flush"
Edited on 4/14/2008 12:55 PM
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he likes the smell
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Frodo Baggins has failed...George Bush has the ring...
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by far the best review Ive ever seen......Thats some funny stuff.
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He did say one thing right.
Don't smoke crack!!!!
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Grip it & Rip it!!!!!
Edited on 4/14/2008 1:14 PM
if you don't get the information you were looking for on a gravity shift, at least you know now that "crack is whack"! lol
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ultra zone
hammer toxic
twisted fury
hot rod hybrid
kick zone
avalanche pearl
clear golf ball
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Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..
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Inverted 1 and Dead Flush are my Evil Twins...
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Of all the things he likes, it's the smell. In my opinion, the Gravity Shift smells like death.
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"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."
-Broadcasting Extraordinaire and Mensa Member Joe Theismann
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HAHAHAH!!! That was hilarious.
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Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..













LMAO!!!!!
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Founder of H Phi H
Member of Hoss Central Inc
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I don't care if my signature is long. Deal with it.
If THS is so easy why dont you have a 220+ average
Shaddap Ni99a-Neo Hovito
Win or Go Home...Shwosh-The SuperHitMan
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Maybe he shoud just grind up the ball and smoke it..













LMAO!!!!!
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Founder of H Phi H
Member of Hoss Central Inc
-Ive been called Cocky and Arrogant thorughout my career...Being humble is alright and all but I prefer to Shut my critics up and Shut'em Down and if that makes me Cocky and Arrogant then I am what I am- K.C.D
I don't care if my signature is long. Deal with it.
If THS is so easy why dont you have a 220+ average
Shaddap Ni99a-Neo Hovito
Win or Go Home...Shwosh-The SuperHitMan
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
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What kind of a review was this, he did not tell us if the ball cleared the heads, turned the corner, hit like a truck, or kick out the ten pin.
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jls, proud watcher of womens golf
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I have always like Strom balls... They are especially great right after crack.
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Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it
Known Cell pimp
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If I met that guy in person I would slap him. That's one of the best Storm balls ever made. I love mine and have been shooting very well with it.
And anyone that has a profile that says "Profile damn good bowler. one step below pro status" is a crack addict.
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Of all the things he likes, it's the smell. In my opinion, the Gravity Shift smells like death.
I hear you there. A friend of mine gave he his to sell and I swear I had an allergic reaction to the smell. So now I bury it under clothes until I can sell it lol.
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all I can say about the review is amazing
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What kind of a review was this, he did not tell us if the ball cleared the heads, turned the corner, hit like a truck, or kick out the ten pin.
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jls, proud watcher of womens golf
Yes he did, he said it hit like ike turner and that is harder then a truck.
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Mark "scoot" Trgovac
C-G Pro Shop
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Youngstown, Ohio
Finishing THS book ave: 200
Finishing PBA Experence ave: 176
Finishing Composit ave: 194
Track HITMAN.
Tag Team Coaching Success Story.
When faced with a problem Chuck Norris asks himself, "What would The Scoot DO?"
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levels of bowling ball impact on pins
1) Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell
2) Mike Tyson
3) Ike Turner
4) Like a truck
just in case you were all wondering. lol
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ultra zone
hammer toxic
twisted fury
hot rod hybrid
kick zone
avalanche pearl
clear golf ball
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levels of bowling ball impact on pins
1) Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell
2) Mike Tyson
3) Ike Turner
4) Like a truck
just in case you were all wondering. lol
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ultra zone
hammer toxic
twisted fury
hot rod hybrid
kick zone
avalanche pearl
clear golf ball
#2 goes well with the "BITE" lol
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levels of bowling ball impact on pins
1) Chuck "The Iceman" Lidell
2) Mike Tyson
3) Ike Turner
4) Like a truck
just in case you were all wondering. lol
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ultra zone
hammer toxic
twisted fury
hot rod hybrid
kick zone
avalanche pearl
clear golf ball
Then where would Chuck Norris fit in?
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Formerly throwbigB
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i don't think there is a ball out there "yet" than can hit like Mr. Norris. if they had one, bowling alleys wouldn't allow it due to the fact of how many pins would be destroyed daily.
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ultra zone
hammer toxic
twisted fury
hot rod hybrid
kick zone
avalanche pearl
clear golf ball
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Lane 1 will develop it. The NORRISBOMB! Hits like a roundhouse kick to the face!! Marketing gold!!
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Formerly throwbigB
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or the Brunswick Sidekick. It will have the Chuck Norris coverstock and the Johnathan Brandis core. i hate myself for knowing that movie reference.
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ultra zone
hammer toxic
twisted fury
hot rod hybrid
kick zone
avalanche pearl
clear golf ball
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Coverstock Beard Particle. Colors Red and Denim. Delta Force core. Scent.....Fear.
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Formerly throwbigB
Edited on 4/15/2008 10:13 AM
Edited on 4/15/2008 10:14 AM
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Coverstock Beard Particle. Colors Red and Denim. Delta Force core. Scent.....Fear.
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Formerly throwbigB
Edited on 4/15/2008 10:13 AM
Edited on 4/15/2008 10:14 AM
SCENT = FEAR. I LOVE IT!! LMAO
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ultra zone
hammer toxic
twisted fury
hot rod hybrid
kick zone
avalanche pearl
clear golf ball
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He obviously doesn't get alot of pin action being a fuller roller.
lol
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