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BrunsNick

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Chuck Norris is here...
« on: April 14, 2009, 07:29:17 AM »
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I misspelled a word but Chuck Norris Spellchecker said its fine.
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Badger856

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 03:31:30 PM »
Can't wait for Brunswick to come out with the Morganna bowling ball.
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BrunsNick

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 03:37:03 PM »
Perv... those things wouldn't fit on the ball... maybe 2!
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Badger856

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 03:42:49 PM »
comes with a double ball bag
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jbuzz31

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 04:29:30 PM »
Ill be totally honest nick.................Im seriously jealous I didnt think of that first


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Crankenstein300

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 04:31:55 PM »
That ball rules
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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 04:48:18 PM »
That ball is sick... I'd love to take that with me and have everyone laughing around me

on edit: You forgot one...
6. Chuck Norris doesn't need a spare ball, (Insert Chuck Norris joke)
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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 07:08:29 PM »
It will be the 1st ball to knock down pins without hitting them, they jump out of the way from fear.
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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 08:28:27 PM »
That ball is awesome, thats going to make so many people laugh in every tournament you go to. Atleast you wont have to worry about it breaking, pins dont crack just Norris, Chuck Norris cracks pins.
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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 08:59:51 PM »
I'm prety sure that is by far the coolest ball ever. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity......twice

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 07:16:32 AM »
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity......twice

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 12:03:09 PM »
1. A Chuck Norris Ball does a round house kick right before hitting the pins.

2. When Chuck Norris throws a Chuck Norris ball one time he scores a 900.

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jbuzz31

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 12:23:46 PM »
3.  The Chuck Norris ball CAN make the 7-10 split......straight down the middle
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Dan Belcher

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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 12:26:39 PM »
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1. A Chuck Norris Ball does a round house kick right before hitting the pins.
If you could do a Chuck Norris polyester ball where he is in a kicking pose, and the kicking Chuck Norris image rotates around the PAP so it does a continual roundhouse kick down the lane...  Yeah, I'm pretty sure that would be an unstoppable force.
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Re: Chuck Norris is here...
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 12:38:31 PM »
I like that 2nd picture Nick.  Is that you in the reflection on the left side of the ball sniffing your arm pits?  

On that note, just the air from the Chuck Norris ball going by will knock down the pins.
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