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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Luvswatch on April 01, 2015, 07:03:59 AM

Title: Comic Relief
Post by: Luvswatch on April 01, 2015, 07:03:59 AM

Ball Review- Brand -Acme, model “The Rock”

I drilled this 540x360x-1, pin sideways to the right

THS

This ball is dirty through the fronts, reads the mdilane like Mr. Magoo and snaps off the dry like a mother on a 5 year old asking for breakfast at 4:30am.

Hitting Power? This ball hits like a pimp on a “ho” who didn’t pay up.

Carry? I was carrying everything on my lane and the lanes either side of me! I shot 900 in 1 game!

Dislikes? Damn company only sent me 1. If I am going to be on staff, they need to do better than that.

Wile E. Coyote
Acme Staffer

Title: Re: Comic Relief
Post by: lilpossum1 on April 01, 2015, 08:13:33 AM

I'll take 36 and lay them all out slightly differently to be a step down from each other so I can switch balls every frame like that guy everyone has in league.

Title: Re: Comic Relief
Post by: St. Croix on April 01, 2015, 01:01:47 PM

Quote from: Luvswatch on April 01, 2015, 07:03:59 AM

Ball Review- Brand -Acme, model “The Rock”

I drilled this 540x360x-1, pin sideways to the right

THS

This ball is dirty through the fronts, reads the mdilane like Mr. Magoo and snaps off the dry like a mother on a 5 year old asking for breakfast at 4:30am.

Hitting Power? This ball hits like a pimp on a “ho” who didn’t pay up.

Carry? I was carrying everything on my lane and the lanes either side of me! I shot 900 in 1 game!

Dislikes? Damn company only sent me 1. If I am going to be on staff, they need to do better than that.

Wile E. Coyote
Acme Staffer

Great post!!! I am still laughing. Happy April Fools Day to everyone.