Ball Review- Brand -Acme, model “The Rock”

I drilled this 540x360x-1, pin sideways to the right

THS

This ball is dirty through the fronts, reads the mdilane like Mr. Magoo and snaps off the dry like a mother on a 5 year old asking for breakfast at 4:30am.

Hitting Power? This ball hits like a pimp on a “ho” who didn’t pay up.

Carry? I was carrying everything on my lane and the lanes either side of me! I shot 900 in 1 game!

Dislikes? Damn company only sent me 1. If I am going to be on staff, they need to do better than that.

Wile E. Coyote
Acme Staffer

Ball Review- Brand -Acme, model “The Rock”

I drilled this 540x360x-1, pin sideways to the right

THS

This ball is dirty through the fronts, reads the mdilane like Mr. Magoo and snaps off the dry like a mother on a 5 year old asking for breakfast at 4:30am.

Hitting Power? This ball hits like a pimp on a “ho” who didn’t pay up.

Carry? I was carrying everything on my lane and the lanes either side of me! I shot 900 in 1 game!

Dislikes? Damn company only sent me 1. If I am going to be on staff, they need to do better than that.

Wile E. Coyote
Acme Staffer

Great post!!! I am still laughing. Happy April Fools Day to everyone.