We haven't gotten a BTM at the shop for a while, so I was interested to see February's BTM when I got to the shop today. I picked it up and started thumbing through it, and I don't know why or exactly what it was, but I disliked it so much I was actually irritated when I finished flipping through it. I started reading it early on, but it was so boring, and on such pointless, dry subjects that I flipped faster and faster looking for something interesting and never found it. I mean honestly, an article on why it's hard to bowl drunk? Hello Captain Obvious, geez. I REALLY enjoy the Bowler's Journal, and especially look forward to getting it every month, because although there are some articles I'm not interested in, the majority of them are intriguing at the very least. I don't know, maybe I was having a bad day or something. Even the ball reviews were boring, because I saw all the featured balls in LAST month's Bowler's Journal, with the possible exception of the Uranium (not sure).
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The weekly signature series, by Hamster, presenting a mini-series of quotes from Shrek!
"Oh I'll find those stairs, I whip they butt too. They won't know which way they going. Give me a step right here and now, I'll step all over it, kick it to the curb. I am the stair masta, I've masta'd the stairs."