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brimar

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did he just fart?
« on: January 07, 2004, 05:54:33 AM »
on a lighter note...last night during 3rd game...im holding my ball waiting to get on the approach..when the guy on the lane next to me goes throw his ball and farts. I wasnt paying attention so it took me a second to realize that he just blew one. Well it took me a good 5 minutes to stop laughing and bowl and the guy walks away like nothing happened, and i wasnt the only one that heard it. This is the first time in 8 years ive ever seen that happen
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TwoFourEightNineNine

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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2004, 10:10:37 PM »
dude, i'd let them go too, the pressure of farts make my swing stiff. it definitely loosens you up.


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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2004, 10:10:50 PM »
lol, ROTFLMAO!! That is hilarious. I would have lost it if I was there!!
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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2004, 11:13:54 PM »
I second you on the cav, the best ones are left right at the foul line, and I'm anchor during league and on my college team. I've been known to make some eyebrows cringe now and again.
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9andaWiggle

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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2004, 11:51:17 AM »
Did you sniff more than once to be sure? LOL.
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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2004, 12:17:18 PM »
ummmmmmmmph..............aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2004, 12:32:37 PM »
They are the best and when you leave a really nasty one and noone heard it even better! Common anyone who golfs has ripped one when you swinging the club i know i have and they make me laugh!
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brimar

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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2004, 12:38:59 PM »
oh my god....this is too damm funny. and no this guy didnt do no damm SBD...it was a short little trumpet fart.

On a side note if i had mighty taco bean dip with an el nino burrito ...there wouldnt be anyone on either lane next to me...those are nights wife locks me out of the bedroom heh
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brimar

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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2004, 12:54:18 PM »
oh my god the 2nd 1 is awsome...LOL
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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2004, 01:06:10 PM »
quote:
Only the brave go here -

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Klibanfart.gif

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/FartFire.jpg
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Unbelievably funny stuff !?!?!
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Jeffrevs

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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2004, 01:12:18 PM »
never eat anything larger than your head!

here are a few of his classics!!
http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/gallery/kli3.htm

http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/gallery/kli17.htm

http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/gallery/kli24.htm
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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2004, 01:27:23 PM »
The best is when your anchor and you let the other teams lead off bowler know that you left them a little gift at the foul line.
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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2004, 05:58:37 PM »
PLEASE DON'T COME TO LEWISTOWN LANES
IN PENNSYLVANIA and do this.

YOU WILL GET KICKED OUT OF THE ALLEY
and also off the league.

SERIOUSLY !!!!!! I bowled in a mixed
league there and they actually threw a
guy off the league for this!!!!!!!!

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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2004, 01:22:46 PM »
I can't stand it, this thread is too funny! Is it me or is this mostly a men's league thing??
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Re: did he just fart?
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2004, 01:32:57 PM »
I just hope none of these guys smoke...
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