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Title: did he just fart?
Post by: brimar on January 07, 2004, 05:54:33 AM
on a lighter note...last night during 3rd game...im holding my ball waiting to get on the approach..when the guy on the lane next to me goes throw his ball and farts. I wasnt paying attention so it took me a second to realize that he just blew one. Well it took me a good 5 minutes to stop laughing and bowl and the guy walks away like nothing happened, and i wasnt the only one that heard it. This is the first time in 8 years ive ever seen that happen
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: TwoFourEightNineNine on January 07, 2004, 10:10:37 PM
dude, i'd let them go too, the pressure of farts make my swing stiff. it definitely loosens you up.


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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: Rock77 on January 07, 2004, 10:10:50 PM
lol, ROTFLMAO!! That is hilarious. I would have lost it if I was there!!
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: WSUstroker on January 07, 2004, 11:13:54 PM
I second you on the cav, the best ones are left right at the foul line, and I'm anchor during league and on my college team. I've been known to make some eyebrows cringe now and again.
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: 9andaWiggle on January 08, 2004, 11:51:17 AM
Did you sniff more than once to be sure? LOL.
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: Jeffrevs on January 08, 2004, 12:17:18 PM
ummmmmmmmph..............aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Hello, I just lowered my track !
Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: sheppy335 on January 08, 2004, 12:32:37 PM
They are the best and when you leave a really nasty one and noone heard it even better! Common anyone who golfs has ripped one when you swinging the club i know i have and they make me laugh!
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: brimar on January 08, 2004, 12:38:59 PM
oh my god....this is too damm funny. and no this guy didnt do no damm SBD...it was a short little trumpet fart.

On a side note if i had mighty taco bean dip with an el nino burrito ...there wouldnt be anyone on either lane next to me...those are nights wife locks me out of the bedroom heh
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Thanks for reading my post.

Brian

Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: brimar on January 08, 2004, 12:54:18 PM
oh my god the 2nd 1 is awsome...LOL
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Thanks for reading my post.

Brian

Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: Jeffrevs on January 08, 2004, 01:06:10 PM
quote:
Only the brave go here -

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Klibanfart.gif

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/FartFire.jpg
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OH MY GOD !! Bob Kliban does some of THE most unique and strangest type humerous drawings I've EVER seen. Rags, have you seen "whack your porcupine & other drawings??"

Unbelievably funny stuff !?!?!
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JEFF
Hello, I just lowered my track !

Edited on 1/8/2004 2:05 PM
Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: Jeffrevs on January 08, 2004, 01:12:18 PM
never eat anything larger than your head!

here are a few of his classics!!
http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/gallery/kli3.htm

http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/gallery/kli17.htm

http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/gallery/kli24.htm
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JEFF
Hello, I just lowered my track !

Edited on 1/8/2004 2:13 PM

Edited on 1/8/2004 2:15 PM
Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: stormslinger on January 08, 2004, 01:27:23 PM
The best is when your anchor and you let the other teams lead off bowler know that you left them a little gift at the foul line.
Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: Buzzhead on January 08, 2004, 05:58:37 PM
PLEASE DON'T COME TO LEWISTOWN LANES
IN PENNSYLVANIA and do this.

YOU WILL GET KICKED OUT OF THE ALLEY
and also off the league.

SERIOUSLY !!!!!! I bowled in a mixed
league there and they actually threw a
guy off the league for this!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on January 09, 2004, 01:22:46 PM
I can't stand it, this thread is too funny! Is it me or is this mostly a men's league thing??
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: Phillip Marlowe on January 09, 2004, 01:32:57 PM
I just hope none of these guys smoke...
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: janderson on January 09, 2004, 04:50:22 PM
Brimar - that was you bowling next to me last night?!
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: sdbowler on January 09, 2004, 05:02:53 PM
A few years ago bowling at a state tourny, I had left a present for one of my good friends on the approach. To set the story for you the night before we all drank really heavy and on top of the that we also ate at a steak and buffet with some really good beans. The alchol and bean combo was very deadly. We were in our singles set when I was getting on the approach got set and had a nice SBD, good thing for me I got a strike. When my friend got up to bowl he had a nice surprise there for him. It toke him like 5 minutes to stop laughing and to be able to bowl. Damn that was a good trip. Need more like that. So I can relate to just letting it rip on the approach.
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Title: Re: did he just fart?
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on January 09, 2004, 05:43:47 PM
I was raised in a house of five kids, and I'm the youngest of the five.  I have four older brothers

This thread is just giving me a ton of laughs and memories of living with those boys.

Geez, when me 'n the girls go away to the state tournament we just try to out-belch one another (I'm currently the top banana, LOL)
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White Dot
Queen of the Stone 8 Pin