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freezeback32

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Divorced????
« on: February 22, 2004, 11:53:12 PM »
Now I've gone and done it. My wife had to go to Florida for a family emergency. While she was gone our tax refund came,uh oh! You can guess what happened next. I went to the pro shop today and bought an Ultimate Inferno. Then I got home and got on line. Decided to try Buddies and ordered my first Dyno Thane. The Thing Returns. My ball driller said because I bought one from him, he would only charge me $25 to drill the Dyno. Kind of I scratch yours you scratch mine. Keeps both of us happy. I'll probably have to sell them soon though to pay child support when she gets home and finds out!!
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C-G ProShop-Carl

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2004, 03:13:07 PM »
It is simple man....there is one major rule that has to be known before you even get into bowling.

The RULE is:
MOST women and bowling just do not mix. Bowling takes time from them, you can bowl once a week and they would still complain about it.

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J_Mac

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2004, 03:16:53 PM »
hmm...  a like new 15 lb Thing Returns...  
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freezeback32

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2004, 04:06:40 PM »
Actually my wife loves bowling. She is also pretty good at it. She averaged into the low 190s. She no longer can bowl because of her work schedule. She does not however love me spending money on new balls. Let alone two in one day! She gonna cut my sack off!
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2004, 04:18:08 PM »
Be positive, no kids/no MORE kids, if you have some already.
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AM not A CHICK OF BOWLING but I wanted to be in Manda's clique And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS! I'd rather blow it over with my storm, and 21mph ball speed on dry shots.
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freezeback32

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2004, 04:20:31 PM »
She got fixed after the last kid. So I don't need to be. May be I can hide them for awhile. The bowling balls I mean.
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2004, 04:23:32 PM »
Leave a big box of chocolates on the bed, for when she comes home, and make her a big candle light dinner, have some music playing, get on your knee, and plead for forgiveness with all your might! (oh yea, and remember, tuck your manhood away, for safe keeping)
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15 years and still going strong! 15 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
AM not A CHICK OF BOWLING but I wanted to be in Manda's clique And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS! I'd rather blow it over with my storm, and 21mph ball speed on dry shots.
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tenpinspro

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2004, 04:39:26 PM »
Hey Freezeback,

I advise going out and winning a tournament/pots to replace the money before she gets back so she'll be none the wiser.  Otherwise, I have a spare room for rent here in California if you need bud...  Good luck...

Rick
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Doc Hollywood

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2004, 09:06:29 PM »
Oh c'mon now.  Be a man and tell her straight up that you spent the money on the ball because you deserve it.  You worked hard and that part of the refund is yours to spend as you like.  When she balks at that statement look at her roll your eyes and say "How many pairs of shoes do you own?"

If that doesn't work make sure you go to sleep after she does.
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freezeback32

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Re: Divorced????
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2004, 10:15:21 PM »
Well my wife called to tell the kids goodnight and my eight year old daughter squealed on me about the Ultimate. She was cool about that one. Hopefully she won't snap when the Thing Returns is delivered.
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