See, kid, here's the deal. You're last line about just "bowl because nothing else matters" is the proper approach. You see, none of us on here besides the pro shop owner, makes his living at bowling. It is a recreational activity! Just like turning wrenches on my Camaro, or fishing, or going frog hunting with my two neices, bowling reduces stress. I don't think about national debts, my boss, my mortgage, etc. I bowl to get together with my buddies, have a great time for two and half hours, and do the best I can within my skill levels and the rules and regulations that are put in place. All this stuff is just utter nonsense. You guys aint pros and you are letting a hobby which is supposed to be fun turn into something that is not so much fun.
Guys like MightyFishwrap are guys that the game's passed by and they don't like it. Guys like Fishwrap hate that a modern day bowler like Sonnenfeld got the first sanctioned 900 and not Allison. I would be in awe of watching somebody bowl a 900. To carry 36 strikes in a row is an unbelievable combination of skill and luck. I've thrown 27 in a row so know what if feels like to be in that zone, where everything comes together and the bowling gods don't throw a solid 8 pin or swishing 7 leave at you. Guys like Fishwrap get caught up in the exact wording of bowling rules and legislation and not bowling itself. Had a guy like Fishwrap destroy a league that had been around for 15 years because he would interpret and re-interpret the rules weekly, calling for a clarification on a rule. People get tired of it.
So, yeah, "Shut up and bowl because the rest just doesn't matter" is a damn good mantra to go by. Everybody you are bowling against is using the same equipment, the same lanes, the same lane oil, the same pattern, and the same rules. May the better man win. And not bitch about it when he loses.
Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand. I, I believe in love.