No, no no. You guys have it all wrong. It was the ball that did it. No, he was shooting on a wall sixty feet high. Sprayed it all over the lane, couldn't hit the same mark twice, had a 15-board area.
Remember, we're upset that anyone and their brother can shoot an honor score. His accomplishment cheapens bowling for the rest of us. Makes our noble sport look easy. I mean, if someone reads about him in their paper, they're gonna think that it's not a big deal if an 82-year-old can do it. A geezer like that can do what the pros can? What makes them so special anyway? I mean, there are guys at my house shooting 225+, just like the pros. They should be on tour.
Right?
SH