It's not that we're "doing you a favor," we're cheap to begin with! If all these stupid bowlers got stuff for the prices they whine and complain for, there would be no pro shops at all. It's not fleecing, it's not making a quick buck, it's flat out plain survival. Unless you're a frequent customer, if we drill a ball for you with everything for $25, we can't operate on that, it just won't happen.
I'm not saying everybody here is stupid, I'm not saying everybody here whines and complains. I'm just saying that if you can get an Ultimate Inferno out the door for $220, you'd better be thanking your lucky stars. We still don't get all of that either, 15 bucks of that is tax, so we're really only getting $205. Ball cost is about $130 for those. Then we have to pay shipping on top of that. And for all the stuff it takes to drill a ball, it's EXPENSIVE.
I am SO sick of hagglers. Fine, take your stuff to K-Mart to get it screwed up so you can whine and complain about them and then suck in your breath at how much plugging costs, just so you can get the ball back and say the plug is a little off color. Or wait, here's a better one, get a urethane ball drilled for your 5 year old, and then demand your money back when the ball hooks backwards. Geez, the little guy uses the BUMPERS and hits each side about 6 times on the way down, you think it might change the track a little?
It's just sickening, and you have to either own a shop or work in one to understand. It is VERY expensive and time consuming to operate one of them. I'd break down the cost, but nobody would care anyway. I'll just say it's in no way worth the pain and headaches from cheap, ignorant trailer trash bowlers. We do excellent quality work with premium service for reasonable prices. If you don't like it, go somewhere else. There's something to be said for turning the other cheek, but we ran out of them a long time ago. Give someone an inch and they whine because you didn't offer them a mile. I'm not going to live on a street corner because of some bowler's ignorant misconceptions about what it takes to run a pro shop.
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