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Title: faking an injury
Post by: komike on December 14, 2003, 10:43:47 AM
Has anyone ever faked an injury 'cause they were bowling so bad? I was bowling a tournament yesterday with a 60' flat pattern and scored a 96. LOL! I started faking like my knee was hurting around the 8th frame. I was so embarrassed! Out of the 4 games my high game was 147. LOL! I left in a hurry after the tourney was done because everyone knows that I avg. 220 and were laughing that I bowled that poorly. I know other people must have faked an injury before please share your stories so I dont feel so bad.

KO
Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: matt smith on December 15, 2003, 06:41:56 AM
hell if i have an injuys i play it off like it aint nuthin. If my coach sees me winch in pain hes like, oi u alright? and i just say, yea im fine dont worry about it, and go on bowling. Why not concentrate on your bowling instead of trying to make excuses.

good luck and high scoring
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: rkaycom on December 15, 2003, 07:19:40 AM
Thats really pathetic!!!

I bowled in a tournaments recently (Under 25's) and I had a really sore back, which I usually get from bowling to much but I didn't let it bother me and I never complained, but faking an injury is the low of lows, you should be ashamed of yourself...
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: no1bucsfan on December 15, 2003, 07:54:19 AM
THe man had a bad day, and found something to blame it on. What's the difference in blaming it on a fake injury, or doing what most of you do and blaming the ball or the lanes? Oh, I brought the wrong ball for the lanes, or man the oil patterns all all screwed up on these lanes, etc, etc. Granted, what he did was not the most honest, or upstanding thing to do, but if he hangs out here long enough, I'm sure he will learn the proper b.s. to blame a bad game on. A lot of you are really good teachers when it comes to placing blame on things other than yourself.

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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on December 15, 2003, 08:24:46 AM
A 60' flat pattern??  The entire length of the lane is 60'.  That must've made for an interesting afternoon.

I wouldn't have faked an injury.  A 220 average on a house shot is WAY different that 220 on a pattern that long.  Just chalk it up to experience and maybe the next time you see a pattern like that you can try something completely new to score on it.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: sheppy335 on December 15, 2003, 09:58:13 AM
I am sorry faking an injury is terrible. I used to be the type that said i didn't have the right equipment and i realized that was just as pathetic. now if i bowl bad i just wasn't doing the right thing or i was to stupid to figure out the right thing.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: no1bucsfan on December 15, 2003, 11:29:53 AM
exactly sheppy.

If you screw up just say darn, I had a bad day. Everyone has them, even the best. Look at Barnes yesterday. He couldn't find his spot, instead of shifting around and trying to adjust he just kept grabbing different balls. I hate to see a man that uses Big B trying to blame a ball because he had trouble controlling his shot.

Two weeks ago, I had one of the worst nights of bowling that I have ever had. I couldn't have found the pocket if I was using a two foot wide ball. When I was leaving the owner asked me how I did. I told him the lanes were screwed up and he needed to do something about them. Then I stopped, turned around, looked him straight in the eyes, and apologized. I told him his lanes were fine, that I just had an awful night and needed something to blame. We laughed it off, shook hands, and I came back the next day and tried to fix the flaws that screwed me up.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: mumzie on December 15, 2003, 12:36:26 PM
I can find plenty of things to blame poor bowling on - I don't need to fake it.

I will ALWAYS blame myself, though. If I think the lane condition is screwy, but others are scoring and I'm not, "I didn't match up well to the lanes".
If I was just throwing the ball badly, that's what I'll say.
If I can't figure it out, I'll say that "some days I win, some days the lane man wins. Today he won".

But I don't usually blame the lanes outright - unless everyone is as puzzled and struggling as much as I am...
Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Porkchop on December 15, 2003, 05:55:58 PM
I've never faked an injury, but I have taken the night off and let someone sub for me so I don't take the team down with my poor showing.
Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: WSUstroker on December 15, 2003, 06:10:25 PM
faking an injury does seem kind of a lame excuse.  everyone has a bad day now and then, but sheppy has the right idea.  if you are bowling bad, just admit that you probably aren't throwing the ball well or making the right adjustments.  a few weeks back i shot a 465.  at first i wanted to blame the fried lanes but when other people shoot 680s on the same pair i realized it wasn't just the lanes.  bad days happen, just gotta deal with it.
Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: michelle on December 15, 2003, 06:24:30 PM
Regardless of the lane conditions, you are dealing with the same condition as everyone else...just make the best of it and try to figure out how to conquer the condition in case you ever see it again.  And besides...at least it wasn't down to the level of Withdraw McGraw's 088 at a SASBA event a few years back (similar situation in terms of conditions).

Just remember that some days you are the dog and other days you are the hydrant...that day you weren't the big dog

On edit...there are other events where conditions are nothing like what you might see on a THS...the Petersen comes to mind.  Average is out the window in a situation like that...'course most events like that are usually scratch, so you don't have a penalty for bowling lower than average- you just have to bowl better than most of the others there in order to get a check.

Edited on 12/15/2003 7:28 PM
Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: BOWLGNUT on December 15, 2003, 07:20:42 PM
LAST TUESDAY NITE I BOWLED TERRIBLE. I DIDN'T FAKE A INJURY BUT CAUSE ONE UPON MYSELF BY KICKING THE BOWLING BAG WITH THE BALLS IN IT. IT WAS MY LEFT FOOT- BIG TOE THAT IS. IT IS BRUISE ON TOP. IT WAS MY FAULT ON MY PART AND I SHOULD TELL THE TEAM THAT THE WAY I ACT WAS WRONG. I TRY TO DO GOOD THAT I PUT PRESSURE UPON MYSELF TO DO SO. EVERYONE HAS BAD GAMES,EVEN MYSELF. SO IF I LET BAD GAME GO AND WORK ON NEXT ONE. WELL NO MORE KICKING BAGS.
Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Rev_O on December 15, 2003, 09:26:00 PM
it just goes to show what kind of bowler you are. just take your ball and go home when you suck.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: komike on December 16, 2003, 12:46:48 AM
Thanks for all the kind words of encouragement. It really uplifted my spirits! I've been faking my injury in that tournament for awhile now. Gotta bag my average down to win the big one! I'll cash next week so I can get my new average. The big one is in 3 weeks. Wish me luck!
Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: pchee2 on December 16, 2003, 01:15:30 AM
well I remember one of our beloved BR people faked an injury to get out of a poor performance.  His name is Jeffrevs.

So I guess Jeffrevs is a pathetic loser too.


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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Doc Hollywood on December 16, 2003, 08:31:03 AM
That a way komike !!!  Go win that tourny.  And when you win that money and you take that pail they give you with all the money in it you can go buy a shovel.  Then with the pail and the shovel you build yourself a nice big sandcastle you sandbagger.

By the way, you better kick down or I'm gonna report you.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 16, 2003, 09:59:13 AM
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well I remember one of our beloved BR people faked an injury to get out of a poor performance.  His name is Jeffrevs.

So I guess Jeffrevs is a pathetic loser too.


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Patrick, knock it off...you can mess with me all day, but not on something like this!!  That was a practice session, a casual get together...and I didn't FAKE an injury! It was a Clutch "let me spin this story so it's funny" trick!  Did I have to leave before everyone else was done ?? Yes, I did have to leave ,..after 6 games...prior commitment....everyone soon forgets that I was the only one there ON TIME and had 2 games in before everyone else got there, but ...."whatever"

I would never , and have NEVER done that in ANY competitive situation EVER in my life !

End of discussion......
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 16, 2003, 11:16:37 AM
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If I remember right, Jeff had hurt his leg.   Or knee...  But I do remember him being hurt.



My plant leg was sore...I had bowled a bunch of games the day before as well...but the bottom line was.....that's NOT why I left....once again.....

"a clutchism" makes someone think it really happened! lol
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: laner7pin on December 16, 2003, 11:24:40 AM
No need to fake injuries, its not good for anybody. In my case, I bowl with injuries. Popped my back out of whack, shot 680 and couldnt move. Bowled again the next week after aout 6 visits to the chiropractor. Tried to avoid spilled water on the stairs, lost my balance, broke my foot and the start of the 2nd game. Finished the game by gimping up to the line and throwing the ball, shot 200. Was forced by my teammates and girlfriend to quit and go to the hospital. Bowled again the next week with it in an air cast. 2 bad knees, put the brace on and go for it. The list goes on and on.....but I would never fake an injury for any reason.....unless I had just won the lottery....
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: pchee2 on December 16, 2003, 11:36:14 AM
Jeff please tell the truth, you faked an injury to get out of a poor performance during a tournament.  You even admit that its a 6 gamer.  I remember when Nicanor was here for a BR get together and he strained his back and couldn't throw the ball during a 6 gamer.  6 gamer sound familiar?  Well unlike you, Nic tuffed it out and bowled all 6 games completing the tourney with a strained back.  I remember your post all too well.  You bowled 1 practice game and did well bowling a 256.  Then when the tourney started you did horrible so you faked the injury and left.  You didn't even stick around to hang with the boys.  


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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 16, 2003, 11:43:02 AM
well John.....no one would ever know ONE of the scores I shot that day but you.....

however,....I've bowled in 2 tournaments since Nov of 2001, both in the Spring/Summer of 2002, one at Cherry Hill Lanes in Dearborn Heights, MI, (missed qualifying by 40 pins) the other in July at MerriBowl in Livonia, MI.  (came in 7th out of 94, cashed, $250). Both sanctioned under the MidStates Masters Organization, now called the American Masters Bowling Assoc.

This so called "tournament" that you are referring to was at Wonderland lanes on a weekday afternoon....one of many that took place...casual BR get togethers....

Whatever pcheeclutchjohn ............

Others can vouch for me as well, so go on with your "stir the pot"....we'll all get a kick out if it!

LMAO!
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: seadrive on December 16, 2003, 12:25:44 PM
KO,

You say they were all laughing because you bowled so poorly, but it could also be that they were laughing because they all saw right through your little "I'm injured" charade.  You went out of your way to make yourself into the laughing stock of the tournament.

Think about it.  You bowl 7 frames with no apparent injury, and everyone on your pair sees that you are fine, just bowling lousy.  You finished with a 96, so you probably had a score no higher than 72 through 7.  Suddenly, you develop an injury and start hobbling around.  Hahahahahahaha!  Who did you think you were fooling?  Not the people on your pair, that's for sure!

If you'd put as much effort into figuring out what to do to bowl better, as you did into your little performance, you might have managed to bowl a decent game or two.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: justpar on December 16, 2003, 01:08:33 PM
you know...faking injury is not a good thing to do i don't think.  as it has been said everyone has bad nights..just deal with it.  just like blaming equipment, or lack of on a given night.  i don't care what rock you are throwing on what condition, you should almost always be able to get reletivly close to the hole, and at that point it is about spare should give you a decent score.  and if you have a bad night big deal.  but i don't think the guy should be ripped to shreads like he has been by a lot of the people on here, he was asking an honest question....why blow him apart?

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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 16, 2003, 04:12:00 PM
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If I remember correctly, the last time out we met at Thunderbowl during lunch and you had a toe injury.  You toughed it out and shot about 10-15 sticks less than me.  You faked the injury but you toughed it out so I give you credit.



Uh, no, we never bowled at Thunderbowl......

strange havne't seen you around here in weeks, then pchee chimes in on something about me, I bring you up, and BAM, there's clutch-o-matic!!

too funny!
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: pchee2 on December 17, 2003, 04:45:24 AM
Too funny.  Check out Jeffrevs try to laugh it off to cover up his lameness.  Ouch my toe hurts I can't bowl.   Waaaaaaaaaaa!  JBOD can you hold my hand as I go to the bathroom?  Just admit it.  You bowled your 250 and thought that you were going to put on a show.  Then when the lights came on you chocked, faked an injury, then took you balls and went home.  Hey, should I tell everyone about the time that you faked a phone call from your wife so that you could leave when you were bowling poorly?  "Wife called something came up I have to go sorry I can finish bowling"  Now that is a hoot and a hollar!

Its kinda cool how the greatness that is clutch remembered the secretness that is my password when I told him that very secretment 2 years ago!  Too funny!




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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 17, 2003, 06:15:34 AM
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Ouch my toe hurts I can't bowl. Waaaaaaaaaaa!

funny, I don't remember NOT bowling...hmmm

Pchee, is THIS the tournament you're referring to that I "backed" out of ?? LMAO!
http://www.ballreviews.com/Forum/Replies.asp?TopicID=24865&ForumID=16&CategoryID=5

Funny, looks like a local get together..........

Your'e up at 2:45am peaches....now THAT's a hoot !!

Go ahead and blab all you like, twist and make up crap, that's fine.....

We're all getting a laugh out of it.....

And yes, it's VERY obvious that clutch remembered your password ! VERY obvious because clutch is THE story teller/twister of the century!
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Berreez on December 17, 2003, 07:38:23 AM
komike:

One word:  LOSER
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 17, 2003, 08:07:24 AM
Mojo,

No one is challenging anyone....it's just a story twist to stir the pot....you should know this by now.

Hell, I'll show up,....I've ALWAYS shown up to the Detroit area get-togethers..
ALWAYS!!

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I just spit coffee all over my screen !!!! LMFAO!!!!


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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on December 17, 2003, 08:19:55 AM
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I've bowled in 2 tournaments since Nov of 2001, both in the Spring/Summer of 2002, one at Cherry Hill Lanes in Dearborn Heights, MI


The Detroit 600 Club bowls at Cherry Hill in Dearborn Heights yearly the first Saturday in October.  I LIKE that house!
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on December 17, 2003, 08:22:21 AM
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I say we settle all this injury stuff with a br.com Detroit area challenge!


I'm in

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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 17, 2003, 08:33:49 AM
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Mojo,

No one is challenging anyone....


Scared?   HE HE HE HA HA HA HO HO HO



Mojo, give me a brake bud, did you read that entire post,....I guess not...

I said, ...in the next sentence........
quote:
Hell, I'll show up,....I've ALWAYS shown up to the Detroit area get-togethers..
ALWAYS!!



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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 17, 2003, 08:38:53 AM
quote:

It's ok to be scared, I won't question your manliness.....  (others might!)  HO HO HO



just like clutch .... just keeps on going and going and doesn't know when to stop.

Scared of what Mojo, another BR get together ?? LMAO
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: SrKegler on December 17, 2003, 09:00:32 PM
Now if he bowled a 100 then followed it up with a 62, might have been believable.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 17, 2003, 10:27:01 PM
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I'd like to go to Detroit but i have to go to Vegas and pretend my ankle hurts. Ima wear a shirt that says Jeffrevs. LMAO j/k man.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Rev_O on December 17, 2003, 11:03:54 PM
i blew out my acl bowling 8yrs ago, went back the next night with it all wrapped, could hardly move it, but i wasn't going to take a blind. Shot 300-814
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: komike on December 18, 2003, 12:12:30 AM
Do you want a cookie Rev-O? Sorry I dont live and breath bowling where I would actually bowl injured. If I bowled on a walled up shot like you I would have scored the same. Thanks Jeffrevs for sharing your story. Now I feel better that i'm not the only one who fakes injuries.LOL!
Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Strider on December 18, 2003, 02:05:31 AM
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I'd like to go to Detroit but i have to go to Vegas and pretend my ankle hurts. Ima wear a skirt that says Jeffrevs. LMAO j/k man.
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: Jeffrevs on December 18, 2003, 06:44:52 AM
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Thanks Jeffrevs for sharing your story. Now I feel better that i'm not the only one who fakes injuries.LOL!


Sorry Mike, the credit goes to pchee/clutch for their story......I bowl w/ most injuries....hell, I don't have to fake an injury when I suck, I suck before I walk into a house !!
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Title: Re: faking an injury
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on December 18, 2003, 06:54:02 AM
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Sorry Mike, the credit goes to pchee/clutch for their story......I bowl w/ most injuries....hell, I don't have to fake an injury when I suck, I suck before I walk into a house !!


I just KNEW I had a long-lost twin out there somewhere
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