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trash heap

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Flatulance!
« on: January 26, 2009, 05:27:29 AM »
Can someone be removed from a Tournament for Flatulance?

A buddy of mine had an opponent with some funky Flatulance during a round of bowling? The dude didn't seem to care. It definitely affected my friend's games.

Now we call the dude STINK MISER!

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CoachLefty

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 01:36:25 PM »
Can you be kicked off the internet for asking stupid questions? I wish, but there isnt a rule against it.


For the answer to any rule questions, go to USBC website download the rulebook and read.  Its not hard.
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2009, 01:40:45 PM »
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But i thought the posters on here THINK THEY knew more about the rules than what's actually in the rule book coach?



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leftyinsnellville

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2009, 01:46:34 PM »
Heck, that's part of my pre-tournament routine.  The night before I eat a can of beans, some broccoli, and wash 'em down with some crabcakes.  That morning I'll scarf 6 eggs over easy just to add some extra punch.  It's much more effective than mind games and, if things go right, I can disrupt close to 8 pairs of lanes.  Good thing I like my own brand.  
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MI 2 AZ

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2009, 03:48:11 PM »
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Heck, that's part of my pre-tournament routine. The night before I eat a can of beans, some broccoli, and wash 'em down with some crabcakes. That morning I'll scarf 6 eggs over easy just to add some extra punch. It's much more effective than mind games and, if things go right, I can disrupt close to 8 pairs of lanes. Good thing I like my own brand.


If that's the case, then you have an error in the spelling of your username.
It should be "leftyinsMellville".




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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2009, 04:04:16 PM »
i lol'd
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2009, 04:19:22 PM »
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Heck, that's part of my pre-tournament routine.  The night before I eat a can of beans, some broccoli, and wash 'em down with some crabcakes.  That morning I'll scarf 6 eggs over easy just to add some extra punch.  It's much more effective than mind games and, if things go right, I can disrupt close to 8 pairs of lanes.  Good thing I like my own brand.  
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Just make sure that you take a good pre-game dump or you could get dq'd for defacing the approaches.
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noturcuzin

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 04:26:40 PM »
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Heck, that's part of my pre-tournament routine.  The night before I eat a can of beans, some broccoli, and wash 'em down with some crabcakes.  That morning I'll scarf 6 eggs over easy just to add some extra punch.  It's much more effective than mind games and, if things go right, I can disrupt close to 8 pairs of lanes.  Good thing I like my own brand.  
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Try eating Chinese Food the night before. Your opponents will have to wear nuclear waste suits.
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AlanJ

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 05:53:42 PM »
Cooked cabbage works great..Pooooofftttt...excuse me...LOL
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trash heap

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 05:57:03 PM »
And I guess SOME ON HERE can't take a light hearted question. It was something brought up after league one night and we all got a laugh out of it. Started thinking up other stuff.

Hey Coach...if you don't like the topic then don't answer it.

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charlest

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 05:57:26 PM »
This reminds me a George Carlin routine where he talks about his broccoli farts and his Heineken farts, etc.
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2009, 06:00:45 PM »
About 12 years ago I was bowling state with a group of friends. We went to eat at a Steak N Buffet type place. Had plenty of beans. We got a some drinks to go drink and bs at the hotel. We all had our fair share of Aftershock, Avalanche, and whatever beer we all were drinking. The next day bowling dbls and sngls I happened to be getting set on the approach. I felt one brew up and release. I just new I had to strike and thank god I did. My buddy went up after me and could not bowl for like 5 minutes to let the air clear. AHHHHH sweet sweet memories.
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2009, 06:07:49 PM »
We call it Defensive Bowling AKA Crop Dusting..
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trash heap

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2009, 06:09:59 PM »
noturcuzin,

Chinese is toxic to me also. Can clear a room!!!

Speaking of Comedy...how about I think it was Eddie Murphy - "The Fart Game"

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2009, 07:48:33 PM »
Fine line between farting ans sharting...BE CAREFUL out there fellas!
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