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Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« on: April 04, 2005, 06:25:04 AM »
Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast there r to many so i will just go wit a few

Randy in a gay voice-"Hello trip 4 its a trip 4 fest"
Dave Ryan-"Down goes number 45"
Dave Ryan-"The big texan just knows it he is really confident..... O MY GOODNESS ANOTHER FOUL"
Guy in the crowd of the TOC when PA threw spilt in championship match just as ball crosess the arrows "LOSSER"
Brad Angelo Split-"GOD DAM IT".....Chops it "Jesus Christ" and the funny thing is, is that he likes christian rock
Alot more will watch other shows to remember.
And if u want add more that i left out
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 03:46:21 PM »
Dave Ryan's pronunciation of Loschetter (low shi++er)
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 03:49:09 PM »
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Dave Ryan's pronunciation of Loschetter (low shi++er)
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I thought I heard that a couple of times yesterday...glad someone confirmed it!  LOL
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 03:49:27 PM »
If I have to hear 60 ft to success one more time, I'm going to go insane.

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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 03:59:06 PM »
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If I have to hear 60 ft to success one more time, I'm going to go insane.


It is an insane line. I roll my eyes everytime I hear it. Tells you they do not know what else to say.

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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2005, 04:05:12 PM »
PA -"somebody howled" lol i thought that was funny

Edited on 4/4/2005 3:59 PM

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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2005, 04:19:55 PM »
i like peterson saying this during the bowlersparadise.com event: (I DIDNT EDIT IT AT ALL):

http://home.comcast.net/~thfonz98/championchamp.WAV

made me chuckle a little bit
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2005, 06:36:08 PM »
Somebody has it in their signature:

Randy-"chicks dig the trip four"!
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2005, 07:11:20 PM »
dave ryan this year  once said " That's one thing you don't want to do in bowling, is slide"
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2005, 07:21:18 PM »
PARALYZER!!!!!!!
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2005, 08:06:49 PM »
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2005, 02:40:53 AM »
Patrick Allen at this years US open.....Someones cell phone went off as he started to release his ball.he yells out"hello"
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2005, 08:37:10 AM »
This didn't happen on TV, but PA can be a pretty quick wit when he's bowling or just watching.  Last year PA had just lost to WRWJr in the semis of the same regional.  PA had shot a 250-something to WRWJr's 279.  So PA is watching the championship match from the gallery.  Right about the 7th frame or so, some guys cell phone goes off right in the middle of Walter's approach.  WRW is on the front 6 at the time.  The ringtone was "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" (the tournament is in May).  Just as the music was getting to the end, WRW released his ball and PA yelled "And a Happy New Year, Boss!".  The shot was good, but came in a little late leaving a ring 10.

WRW went on to win that game and the tournament with another 279.
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2005, 11:11:01 AM »
How about Randy going off at that guy during this year's TOC, the one that supposedly yelled something at him.  They did the replay a couple times, and I never did hear anything.  I like watching him bowl, but Randy seems to be too self-centered.
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Re: Funniest lines said on the Pba telecast
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2005, 11:13:19 AM »
I'm taking Randy's side on that one. Just because a TV replay didn't have it, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Randy's a cool guy in person.