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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Lycan on January 15, 2009, 10:09:17 AM
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i am thinking of team names but cant think of anything good any suggestions
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Blue Balls and Hard Wood?
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Brett Pro Staff is "Loaded" with Incentives.
Waiting For The One,
The Day That Never Comes,
Stand Up and Feel The Warmth,
But The Sunshine Never Comes,
No, The Sunshine Never Comes.
Metallica FTW \m/
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boozehounds
"your towns name" Finest (ex. Hanover's Finest)
split happens
hammer time
smokin' guns
young guns and old farts
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Mr. Natty Boh
"OH BOY, WHAT A BEER!"
Natty Boh Bowling Team
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rub adub dub 3 guys in a tub
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Linger Longerâ„¢
SUNY to FUNY
Edited on 1/15/2009 8:18 PM
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when Lane #1's evolution came out, our summer trio was G SPOT.
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FAILURE IS FEEDBACK. AND FEEDBACK IS THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS THAT GOT DIGESTED!
Ten pin?????? Where?? I throw a BUZZSAW there is NUTTIN left on the deck...
Proud MEMBER of the FOS!!
Member of the FOS, if there happens to be a 9 pin standing just toss a saw and cut it down~~!
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lol my teams name was "3 guys and a girl" just have fun with it
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i bowled in a doubles league and our team name was 2 guys and a girl(our roster was 2 guys)
and then i bowled on a 4 man league and we were the 5 amigos
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GO CUBS!!!!
GO CELTICS!!!!
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I named my fun nite black lite college league team
Ben Wah and His Balls
The teams name before that was Double D's and a B
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" Lift Your Skirt Grab Your Balls and Learn How to Bowl " http://coolluvr4u1976.bowlspace.com/
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L.O.F.T.
aka lack of f****** talent
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The Moose is Loose
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the pink and purple hippopotamuses
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The Drunks
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2 Fingers 4 Life
I Am The 3 Fingers Nightmare
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The Traveling Beer Bellies
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9~
Internet Tough Guy
Cyberspace Sheep Lover
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Hard Knockers
Here for the Beer
3 Men and a Lady
Down and In
Raminar Dickson (Bob & Tom reference)
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The bowler formerly known as BrunsRod.
Solid 7 Pin?? 299 Game??!! WTF
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My team name is "Sofa King Fun".

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3 holes of fun!!
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Our team name for the State tournament, because I had to put down something, is Premature Detonation.
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Had a team name quite a few years ago. My Brother-in-law and a couple of our friends, which happened to be black. Came up with the name F.G.O.C.
It stood for F***ing Granny's Oreo Cookies, needless to say my brother-in-law and I were the filling, and that was our line up....
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omg some of these names lol keep them coming im getting some good ones here cheers everybody
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LAGNAF
If you cannot figure it out, PM me.
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Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Some of these I've had, some I haven't...
Split Squad -- It's a baseball term used during spring training in Florida and Arizona, but it just seemed to fit bowling.
Dammit -- A friend famous for the word named a team after the word.
Bye -- Another friend named his team this, hoping people would see it and not bother showing up. I thought that was pretty industrious.
X-rated -- typical bowling terminology.
3 women and a baby -- Three 70-year-old ladies and one 19-year-old male cranker. Pretty cute IMO.
Deadwood -- This one popped up after the television series by the same name got popular. The fact it crosses into bowling terminology makes it even better.
My current team name is "Troublemakers," which I inherited from the former team captain who has since quit. We're all laid-back folks so it's a complete misnomer.
Most clever may have been the team made up of Richard Johnson, Richard Ellis, Richard Mellen and Steven Nutt -- Three Dicks and a Nutt. Bowled against those guys on a college intramural team. Drunks who couldn't bowl worth a diddle but they had the best name on the league.
Jess
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Big Dick's halfway Inn --
We actually won the league and they screwed it up on the trophies and forgot the last N. How crass!!!
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Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't... you're probably right. -- Henry Ford
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i did mine one year in the youth league..
our teamname was chip and salsa...
cause i guy on my team was named chip and it just kinda rhymed lol
but i did love the L.O.F.T one a lot and i will use once lol
thanks
ps. We used "Restore Your Honor" this year as our team name
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I bowl in a league that has the team name L.O.F.T. Our team name in that league is Where's My Balls. We didn't know what to name the team and the second week of the league one of the ladies on our team drank too much before league even started and was mad because she thought someone took her stuff from her locker. Took her 15 minutes and her daughter to figure out that she went to the wrong locker mutiple times hence the name of our team.
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Flaming Turkeys
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"We are all one"
Visionary test staff member
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Elmer's Duds -- JohnP
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last summer our team name was "The Sofa Kings" Childish? Yes? Fun? Absolutely.
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Ive Eaten From The Insane Root That Imprisons Reason
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Come Honor Face
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Don't you LOVE capitalism, Privatize the gains, Socialize the losses.
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What about an all lefty team name?
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GO ARMY
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http://www.bowlspot.com/share/j8b79r3B
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We had a team last summer in a no tap league where our line up went like this:
Shannon
Erin
Kenny
Steve
We took the first initial of each person in the order of our line up. Our team name was SEKS.
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I use Storm - you want to smell my balls
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My current mixed team name is "Channel Surfers", as I usually start with a down and shot inside the 5 board and the other guy on the team throws two handed and bounces it off the wall inside the 5 board.
Along the lines of the Sofa Kings, I was on a team years ago called the Far Cues...got the name from Moroni's goofy cursing in Johnny Dangerously.
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ILBT!
( o )( o )
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"More Cow Bell"
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The harder I try the harder they fall
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How about these
gotcha
c.r.e.a.m. (cash rules everything around me)
walk it out
duece and a half
veni vidi vici (i came i saw i conquered)
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"The nads"
To cheer the team on you can root...Go nads!
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Strike Force has a nice ring to it.
I bowled in a mixed league, 3 person team, with two women. We were Woody & The Hooters
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Here's a few we've had:
Cerebral Assassins
Evil Empire
Vandalay Industries
Ray's Music Exchange (no one on our team was named Ray or owned a music store)
Sweeter than Yoohoo
Reality Check (that's what you got when you bowled us)
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Let's see
Hole Pounders
J.A.F.T. (Just Another F*#king Team)
Balls Of Fury
Or get sponsered by your local Headshop. One year we got sponsered by our local pipeshop called Twisted. Goodtimes
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Who Shoots 650 without shooting a duece?
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Love seeing what people come up with along with scheming bowling team names. Here are a few of my favorites:
Shit, a Split
Grip and Rip
Swipe Right for Strikes
The Real Pin Shady
Snakes on a Lane
Aspareiguess
I have a lot more on one of my bowling blog posts if you're interested in getting more ideas ;D
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My current team is "Soggy Wonder Bread"
There is also a team in the league named "Pho King Good". You have to say it out loud for it to register.
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There is also a team in the league named "Pho King Good". You have to say it out loud for it to register.
That reminds me of the old Sofa King Good team name.
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I’m on a team called Britney Spares.
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The one that sticks out the most to me that we used was:
Tafoya's Snatch (after Michelle Tafoya).
I bowl now with guys I have been friends with since elementary school.
We call ourselves Varsity Jackets.
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Some great names here! 'Pho King Good' and 'Britney Spares' gave me a good laugh. Thinking of going with something like 'Spare Wars' or 'Bowl Movements.' Anyone else got more puns up their sleeve?
I saw another one this weekend I found interesting. It's probably been used before, but I had not seen it.
Rockin' Rollers
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Loving the creativity in this thread—so many clever names! Here are a few more for the pun enthusiasts:
Split Happens
Pin Pals
Alley Cats
Strike Me Up
Rolling Thunder
The Bowling Stones
Livin’ on a Spare
And for those who enjoy a bit of wordplay:
Ball Busters
Lane Invaders
Bowldozers
Ten Pin Commandments
Keep the ideas rolling! It’s always fun to see how teams personalize their names.
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My team is the "Cheesebus All-Stars".
Soon as the bell rings, we're ready to roll! LOL
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I was on a team called the Pinheads. We even had shirts that had our heads on bowling pins