look the rules are pretty stupid...
i remember from a movie maybe called dirty deeds, the guy had to drink beer in front of cups, what he does? pour the beer into a coffe cup and done
if someone puts an not certified cleaner or alcohol into a cleaner, when he sprays and cleans a ball, i dont think u can really tell by the result, but anyway this argument could go on and on
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When a house bowler misses the mark, misses the break point and strike, for many ppl its called a wallshot. When a pro does that its call adjustment

When a house bowler gets his finger stuck in the ball and fall on the lanes, for many ppl its called lame bowler. When a pro does that its called the Machuga flop! ha i like this one.