The only two competitors I concern myself with are the lanes and me. Those, ultimately, are the only things that are in my control. Throw a good shot, each and every time, and the rest will take care of itself. Sure, I could give some cheesy primal scream every time that I throw a good shot. However, don't we openly mock how foolish these dumbbells look when they're bowling and avoid them like the plague afterwards? Besides, would you be worried about a guy/gal that was making a fool of themselves with some "Ickey shuffle" lookin' ceremony or someone that has failed to miss the pocket for 20 minutes?
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