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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: mumzie on June 12, 2004, 09:49:11 AM
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I've noticed that definitions of lane conditions seem to be somewhat subjective - I'm curious...
When you say the lanes are "dry", what do you mean?
Do you mean that your hook monster goes left off your hand, because the heads are a little dry?
Or do you mean that the track is burnt out, so you have to move a few boards left to find oil?
Or do you mean that you're lofting the gutter cap and playing 7th arrow???
I ran into a condition a couple of months ago where the heads were so toasty that no reactive or urethane ball I owned would get through the heads with enough energy to hit the pocket and carry out the 5-7. When I left a 5-7-10, I gave up, and went out to the car and got the XXXL. Paradise!!
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Ability is what you're capable of doing.
Motivation determines what you do.
Attitude determines how well you do it.
- Lou Holtz
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Its hard to define whats dry, coz its all depends on where the player play and how they play and what kind of equipment they use, so basically this term can be misused "DRY".
I will say to be fair is when a bowler using a so-called "dry lane balls" in the market and moving to an area that the bowler cannot move anymore and still cant get throuth the mid-lane, then its DRY, to that particular person atleast.
Same thing as some cranker can make anything hook while some bowler need some relatively agressive ball.
Just some thoughts.....
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Laufaye
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To me dry is not being able to keep anything right of the head pin(for righties). After you finish bowling you want to collapse because you are so tired of throwing the ball as hard as you can to try to hit pocket, beacuse just 1 time early in your set you actually hit pocket for a strike, and you think that no matter what you can still hit pocket. That's dry in my opinoin. I am a tweener, with an average speed of 17mph, and have a Tornado drilled for dry, & I get aggreviated when the lanes are so dry that standing on the ball return & the ball still dives past the head pin, that's dry,to me.
I am currently going to try to sand my Eraser, and then polish the ever living pi*s out of it to try to make it go as long as possible. I hope this works.
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MMMMMM, spoiled eggs..AARRRRRAAAAA (drooling)
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Dry to me is when the lane seems to be 2 - 3 feet longer. When ball, release and line changes don't seem to make any difference.
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baiki
"Faulty mechanics makes all balls bad." Bill Hall, BTM Dec. '98
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Dry to me is when the lane seems to be 2 - 3 feet longer.
I call that fresh back ends!
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I can hit 10 pins!!! But I usually forget the rest of the rack
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Good point "bones".
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baiki
"Faulty mechanics makes all balls bad." Bill Hall, BTM Dec. '98
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Dry to me means they stripped and oiled before Friday night league, then put the machine away until 4 P.M. Monday. Try practicing on Monday morning on those lanes!!!

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What's with the Braille on a drive-up-ATM?
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Good point Sawbones,
but for argument's sake, for me dry is when my plastic ball starts to hook.
Anything else, I can handle.
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To me personally dry is when I can throw my Monster Slay/R from inside the 4th dot.
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16 years and still going strong! 16 years old that is!
The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!
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Dry to me means they stripped and oiled before Friday night league, then put the machine away until 4 P.M. Monday. Try practicing on Monday morning on those lanes!!!
Dicnic, you got that one right. 
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Retired and bowling on Fixed Income
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I guess dry conditions to me would mean I can't use any resin or urethane equipment as they hook from one side to the other too quickly, and that even plastic is having a hard time staying on my side of the lane. I've hit a couple of tournaments like this- especially if they don't reoil by the 4th or 5th shift of the day.
Matt
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I would say that dry to most people is when they run out of beer. 
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Retired and bowling on Fixed Income
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Because of this issue, one bowlers dry is another bowler’s medium, I try not to quantify it in that way.
I try to speak in relative terms with people I have a common base with. I will say to my teammates that the lanes are drier/slicker tonight that last week or that they are drier/slicker than our normal house shot.
That being said dry for me is when using my least aggressive equipment I cannot find an area on the lane that allows me to project my ball to a desired breakpoint.
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Dry to me is playing inside 5th arrow at 18mph+ with your plastic spare ball and still struggling with over-reaction.
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Taste The Rainbow!
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It was so dry, it would have made a popcorn fart seem wet.
Oh, sorry, wrong forum!
If there is not a rooster tail of oil being flung off of my ball as it spins down the lane, then it's too dry. Always too dry for me, obviously. 
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One Sick Puppy!
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Dry is when you have to include the lane number of where you are standing
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dry is when you can throw tha ball in the parking lot and have a better shot. otherwise the lanes are just playable
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I still say that Dry is when the Keg runs out of Beer.



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Retired and bowling on Fixed Income