My favorite ridiculous sport is biathlon. They do cross-country skiing and then stop and shoot. Must be training for James Bond movie extras. No, wait!...that would be DOWNHILL skiing and shooting simultaneously. Now that would be interesting. How about synchronized bowling? Your five man team would have to look alike, move alike, and score alike; all at the exact same time. In a new bowling concept, style points WOULD be awarded!
I've got a new concept for the winter olympics...luge bowling. Each team has a luger and a bowler. A luger from one team takes off down the chute. After a few seconds head start, the bowler from the other team fires his ball down the chute after him. If the luger doesn't go fast enough, he gets his skull crushed. This sport would be certain to draw that desirable young male demographic the TV networks crave.
Shiv
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Listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk top