Has anyone suggested that we all have to bowl right-handed, yet? In keeping with the logic that suggests all bowlers must share the same playing field style-wise, why should left-handers have the "unfair advantage" of bowling on hardly-touched oil? If traditionalists want to outlaw two-handed bowling and limit speed and revs, why not advocate that the minority of left-handed "cheaters" switch arms to make it fair for those poor marginalized righties?
How dare those professionals Mike Aulby, Parker Bohn III, Patrick Allen, and Jason Couch hog all those trophies! And Ryan Ciminelli throws it fast, high-revs, and left-handed! Has he no shame? /sarcasm