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2handedvolcano

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How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« on: November 17, 2017, 01:03:13 AM »
one handed bowlers leave fewer.
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2017, 01:49:08 AM »
throw even more revs, cover at least 5-10 more boards. Hold on I got it...along with no thumb also eliminate the fingers as well. Orrrrrrrrr.....plug the fingers and throw it w/ both thumbs. You could start the next BIG revolution in bowling! That guarantees to leave no splits!
« Last Edit: November 17, 2017, 01:58:06 AM by imagonman »
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luv2C10falll

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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2017, 03:27:56 AM »
One handed bowlers leave less splits because their IQ is higher. Simple quantum physics
« Last Edit: November 17, 2017, 03:29:59 AM by luv2C10falll »
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2017, 05:54:07 AM »
Got my comedy for the day...... thanks guys.  :)
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2017, 06:13:43 AM »
Because there is a predetermined amount of splits a bowler is going to leave with one hand. Using 2 hands, you just doubled it.
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2017, 08:32:55 AM »
Show more underwear and lift your non-plant foot higher so everyone can see your shoes better.
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2017, 09:36:12 AM »
TRY HITTING THE "POCKET"!!!!
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2017, 09:56:21 AM »
Dumping it in the channel every first ball is the sure fire way to avoid splits.
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2017, 10:03:31 AM »
^^^^^
Bring back memories of when I was learning to play the ditch. You can only throw them in the gutter for so long, right !
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2017, 10:26:43 AM »
 The only way to stop leaving splits bowling with two hands is to stop bowling with two hands.

 Then, you can leave splits like the rest of us.
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2017, 12:04:02 PM »
Quote from: Impending Doom on November 17, 2017, 06:13:43 AM
Because there is a predetermined amount of splits a bowler is going to leave with one hand. Using 2 hands, you just doubled it.


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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2017, 01:25:48 PM »
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2017, 01:32:54 PM »
Quote from: 2handedvolcano on November 17, 2017, 01:25:48 PM
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?

Did he just say what i think he did?
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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2017, 01:43:24 PM »
Quote from: 2handedvolcano on November 17, 2017, 01:25:48 PM
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?

He joined this forum over a year ago and nothing has changed.  Please everyone, ignore the troll and he will go away. 
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Impending Doom

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Re: How tostop leaving splits bowling 2 handed
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2017, 01:45:39 PM »
Quote from: rocky61201 on November 17, 2017, 01:43:24 PM
Quote from: 2handedvolcano on November 17, 2017, 01:25:48 PM
I'm right handed. Would lofting the left gutter be better or getting a stronger ball and going straight down the far right side?

He joined this forum over a year ago and nothing has changed.  Please everyone, ignore the troll and he will go away. 

But that's no fun!!
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