We've from time to time said that one thing we don't like in league is the folks who are never there when it's their turn.  I've been thinking about how to tell people how much time it should take to bowl.  Particularly I've been ranting about people bowling on "my" time.  Here's the deal:

a five man team bowls 150 frames a night in a 3 game set.  Ideally I think it should take about 1 minute per player, per frame; so, 150 minutes total plus an extra couple of minutes between games maybe.  Thusly, 2 1/2 hours + a tad.  Does this sound unreasonable to anyone?  What I'm saying is that from the time the person ahead of you bowls until you finish your frame would ideally take 1 minute.  Sounds short, but in reality a minute is a long time, especially if the bowlers strike now and again.  Do you think I'm being unreasonable about the "my time" thing?  In effect when Harry is in the bar smoking and doesn't show up to bowl for 3 minutes, then takes another minute hasn't he used 3 minutes of "my time?" And when Harry, Doug, and Sally all are in the bar several times a night doesn't that take up as much as 1/2 an hour of my time?  

Also, the other night I was told by an employee of the center, bowling on the other team, that he wasn't taking his turn on time because he was talking to his boss.  Again, why is he using my time to talk to the boss?  

Ok, maybe I'm exhibiting "old codger syndrome" here, but I really get tired of being in the bowl from 7 to 10 or later, then going home to have dinner (I hate eating before I bowl.)
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"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." Oscar Wilde
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.

Rags, your not the only one who feels this way. The other villain in this is the Lotto machine or quick draw if you will. We have several players on our league who treat this machine like Egyptian God!!  One former member of my team had to tracked down every frame and I do mean every frame!! So your not alone. But at least here we have no smoking!! The smokers go out side at the end of every game. Tolerable.

Pinbuster, in the early to mid '70s I bowled two mens five man team leagues back to back.  Started the first at 6:30 and the second at 9; very rarely more than 5 minutes late and this included time to drag the lanes (my job for a while).  Finished the second shift never later than 11:30, usually before.  One night this year I didn't get out of the bowl until nearly 11 with a 7 start time and no machine malfunctions.  I've told my teammates (amongst the worst perps) that some night at 9:30 I'm just going to pack up and leave, no matter where in the game we are.
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"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." Oscar Wilde
Ragnar sure likes to throw his purdy Uranium Buzzsaw.