Riiiiight.  Not a chance.  You'd have to drill two holes at the very least, both with the biggest bit you can find (1 3/8ths), as deep as the press will let you go.  There would probably have to be three holes; one above your fingers, one below your thumb, and one on your axis, but that sucker would be SUPER negative weighted then.
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The weekly signature series, by Hamster, presenting a mini-series of quotes from Shrek!

"Oh I'll find those stairs, I whip they butt too.  They won't know which way they going.  Give me a step right here and now, I'll step all over it, kick it to the curb.  I am the stair masta, I've masta'd the stairs."

Edited on 2/29/2004 11:22 PM

Yeah, ok.  That's a lot of holes . .
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The weekly signature series, by Hamster, presenting a mini-series of quotes from Shrek!

"Oh I'll find those stairs, I whip they butt too.  They won't know which way they going.  Give me a step right here and now, I'll step all over it, kick it to the curb.  I am the stair masta, I've masta'd the stairs."