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HamPster

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I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« on: July 25, 2009, 02:25:22 PM »
I know this has been posted before, but I wanted a good laugh tonight, and it nearly out-did my brother's best man speech at a wedding earlier today.  Note, the key words about 40 some seconds in is, "In a five step approach, the ball does not move in the first step," and again, 2 freakin seconds before he starts his approach he says, "And remember, first step, the ball doesn't move."  Rick Benoit would die and then roll over in his grave if he saw this . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxA6tZaAzjE&feature=channel
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renaissanceman517kak

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2009, 10:14:09 AM »
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I just had to re-post this because this is Trully funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JMFhUXoPvY



Oh man, that was hilarious!

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2009, 10:44:35 AM »
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I got your 3, 4, 5 and 6 step approach "SWINGING"

jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump whos down with opp yeah baby yeah baby yeah baby yeah baby POP

GOLF IS BETTER, except for AMF - thee greatest bowling balls ever!!

Whip da Whack baby!

Put up or shut up, lets do this!



Chief Twinkle Toes,

In the words of Chief Whistler, "I'm speechless
so I can't hear you right now."  No matter how
many times you see this it's still Priceless.
The only thing missing from this video is your
son Short Pus Pain and Golf is Better, then
this could be like a lost episode of the 3 Stooges.

Peace out Shemp


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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2009, 10:56:00 AM »
At least my dad is out there. Trying to help people get better. Which is exactly different than most of you guys. All you can do is come in here and tear people down. Dad has accomplished alot in bowling. More than most of you ever will. Leave him alone you bunch of losers...

Thank you,
Shane Kramarcak


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APheLion

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2009, 11:28:32 AM »
u do 4 or 5 steps?

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At least my dad is out there. Trying to help people get better. Which is exactly different than most of you guys. All you can do is come in here and tear people down. Dad has accomplished alot in bowling. More than most of you ever will. Leave him alone you bunch of losers...

Thank you,
Shane Kramarcak


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When a house bowler gets his finger stuck in the ball and fall on the lanes, for many ppl its called lame bowler. When a pro does that its called the Machuga flop! ha i like this one.

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2009, 02:54:40 PM »
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my own version


Man, the shiny forehead comment made me chuckle. If that's all it took to succeed at the next level ...

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HamPster

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2009, 04:45:02 PM »
Lol you're not serious . .  That's really your dad and you're not a troll?  I could be out there trying to teach people about hunting too, but all I know is that you shoot the deer and then eat it.  As far as everything else that happens prior to shooting the deer, don't have a clue.  There's a lot of people out there who like to try to tell people how to do things, but to be an actual teacher, it should be required that you know what you're doing first.  No offense, but we're not specifically trying to tear somebody down.  I'm sure your dad is a nice guy, but teaching, especially that, isn't his thing.  I'd like to play on the PGA too, but that's beyond laughable.  The best way I could help people learn how to golf would be to tell them not to listen to me.  That video is about like watching a gun safety instructor say, "Now, to check if your gun is loaded, hold it to your head and pull the trigger."  Even somebody brand new to bowling would look at that video and raise their eyebrows.  Sorry man, truth is truth.  

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At least my dad is out there. Trying to help people get better. Which is exactly different than most of you guys. All you can do is come in here and tear people down. Dad has accomplished alot in bowling. More than most of you ever will. Leave him alone you bunch of losers...

Thank you,
Shane Kramarcak


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rengawB

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2009, 09:39:48 AM »
^^^^^^^

Like you would know the truth if it bit you in the azz. The truth is you are really Clay Aikens gerbil and not a Hampster at all!

Now, back the Habitrail for you!
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HamPster

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2009, 10:20:35 AM »
Ah! Crap, you caught me . .

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^^^^^^^

Like you would know the truth if it bit you in the azz. The truth is you are really Clay Aikens gerbil and not a Hampster at all!

Now, back the Habitrail for you!
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HamPster

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2009, 11:12:27 AM »
Do you use 4 steps or 5?

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Xcessive_Evil

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2009, 11:39:38 AM »
Ouch.
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EdKramarcak

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2009, 11:36:22 AM »
I will let you name the steps and the pattern. I will beat you like a rented mule!

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I really wanna bowl this dude a 5 game block, best series, for 1000.
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janderson

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2009, 03:44:49 PM »
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Lol you're not serious . . That's really your dad and you're not a troll


If that's true, it should be noted that most bowlers count the steps of an approach and stop after the slide/plant step at which the ball is release. A step that occurs after the ball is released when "stepping out" or "stepping off" the shot is not counted as part of the approach.

Assuming that the gentlemen in the video knows that, I can only guess that he has never viewed his own video, because the steps are not counted correctly.

Otherwise, he could make a huge wad of cash doing tongue-in-cheek comedy and has missed his calling. Or maybe the joke is on us and we just don't realize it!
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BrianCRX90

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2009, 09:17:49 PM »
He fell off the shot like a 170 average league bowler.

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Re: I had to repost this, lmaaaaao
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2009, 11:38:05 AM »
I would run you out of Cincy just like Marge Schott!

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I will let you name the steps and the pattern. I will beat you like a rented mule!

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I really wanna bowl this dude a 5 game block, best series, for 1000.
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GetOffMe10Pin

Starting 5:
1. Ebonite NVD
2. Raw Hammer Burn
3. Raw Hammer Psycho
4. Hammer Cherry Vibe
5. Target Zone

Bench:
1. Columbia 300 Rival
2. Ebonite Complete NV



5 steps, if your in Cincy, hit me up.....
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Starting 5:
1. Ebonite NVD
2. Raw Hammer Burn
3. Raw Hammer Psycho
4. Hammer Cherry Vibe
5. Target Zone

Bench:
1. Columbia 300 Rival
2. Ebonite Complete NV