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L o G

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I have good news.
« on: May 24, 2004, 08:57:05 AM »
I just saved a load of money by switching to Geico.
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I've felt the hate rise up in me.
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.
I wonder out where you can't see.
Inside my shell, I WAIT AND BLEED.
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2004, 10:38:43 AM »
CALL FOR ENZYTE, Im sure he will have a happy partner back at the clubhouse!
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16 years and still going strong! 16 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!
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a_ak57

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2004, 03:05:52 PM »
Of course, it's the best, the best a man can geee-eee-eeet!
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stanski

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2004, 09:00:50 PM »
Bob's wood has been getting worn out. Maybe he needs to go to the hardware store and get some stiffer wood. Bob just loves hard weiners (shows picture of him grilling hot dogs) and his wife loves them too. She really loves them because of the great results bob has gotten from enzyte!

I cant believe they can even say some of that stuff on regular tv.
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Ernie McCracken

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2004, 10:22:07 PM »
quote:
this post... i'm lovin' it.


Speaking of lovin' it, I love my new Bass-o-Matic 76.  Ummmm that's good bass.
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thfonz98

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2004, 10:32:51 PM »
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I took (name of medication removed to prevent lawsuit) and suffered from:

Melena, anorexia, bezoar, cardiospasm, cholelithiasis, constipation, dry mouth/thirst, dyspepsia, dysphagia, eructation, esophageal stenosis, esophageal ulcer, esophagitis, fecal discoloration, flatulence, gastric nodules/fundic gland polyps, gastroenteritis, gastrointestinal hemorrhage, hematemesis, increased appetite, increased salivation, rectal hemorrhage, stomatitis, tenesmus, ulcerative colitis, vomiting.


But other than that, I feel great.


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I just want 2C was'zzub.
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"I know nothing!"


what about the (as i heard once) "uncontrollable bowl movements"

Edited on 5/25/2004 10:32 PM
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thfonz98

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2004, 10:34:32 PM »
"and now introducing NEW super colon blow" -snl
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thfonz98

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2004, 10:55:50 PM »
but can it copy your a--?





790 a--jet....its here( http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/Comm/assjet.wav)

Edited on 5/25/2004 10:54 PM
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Doc Hollywood

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2004, 09:59:05 AM »
But Jim never asks for a second cup of my coffee
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Ishmael

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2004, 10:40:24 AM »
Be sure to pick up your copy of Martha Stewart's Home For The Holidays: Topless Christmas Special.
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Doggie the Dog

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2004, 12:40:20 AM »
I'm havin' a good chicken day!!! Right wing, left wing, it's all the same to me!!
(BTW KFC... 1975 called and said they wanted their clothing back)
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da Shiv

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2004, 09:55:31 AM »
quote:
eructation


A good argument for enunciating clearly when the genie asks you for your wishes.

Shiv
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kendog

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2004, 09:56:02 AM »
Good to the last drop!
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just throw strikes, and check your own spelling
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Overhand

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2004, 10:22:26 AM »

"...and Randy Johnson shreds the rack."

I understood that he actually did throw that ball.  True?
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kendog

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2004, 10:45:13 AM »
is it Hertz?....not exactly
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kendog
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Ernie McCracken

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Re: I have good news.
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2004, 10:56:10 AM »
I have a tension headache.  You know, the kind with pain in the neck and shoulders.
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