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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: L o G on May 24, 2004, 08:57:05 AM

Title: I have good news.
Post by: L o G on May 24, 2004, 08:57:05 AM: I just saved a load of money by switching to Geico.
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I've felt the hate rise up in me.
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.
I wonder out where you can't see.
Inside my shell, I WAIT AND BLEED.
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: agroves on May 24, 2004, 11:59:08 PM: Whatever, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

andrew
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FUFU
If you're an idiot, you can join my ignore list
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: L o G on May 25, 2004, 12:05:10 AM: I'M SPICYYYY.
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I've felt the hate rise up in me.
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.
I wonder out where you can't see.
Inside my shell, I WAIT AND BLEED.
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: MI 2 AZ on May 25, 2004, 12:23:12 AM: I took (name of medication removed to prevent lawsuit) and suffered from:

Melena, anorexia, bezoar, cardiospasm, cholelithiasis, constipation, dry mouth/thirst, dyspepsia, dysphagia, eructation, esophageal stenosis, esophageal ulcer, esophagitis, fecal discoloration, flatulence, gastric nodules/fundic gland polyps, gastroenteritis, gastrointestinal hemorrhage, hematemesis, increased appetite, increased salivation, rectal hemorrhage, stomatitis, tenesmus, ulcerative colitis, vomiting.

But other than that, I feel great.

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I just want 2C was'zzub.
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I am the SGT Schultz of bowling.
"I know nothing!"
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: WSUstroker on May 25, 2004, 12:45:13 AM: MI 2 AZ, I did the same thing, but it's ok, I had subway for dinner.
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Dan Chambers
Winona State University Bowling
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: L o G on May 25, 2004, 01:58:12 AM: That is bad, would you like to join me and get a Mike's Hard Lemonaid.
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I've felt the hate rise up in me.
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.
I wonder out where you can't see.
Inside my shell, I WAIT AND BLEED.
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Jeffrevs on May 25, 2004, 07:40:10 AM: speaking of commercials and disclaimers...........and don't forget........"erections lasting for more than 4 hours should seek medical attention"!
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JEFF
Off-season = Practice time!
Get a Grip...Roto Grip!
www.rotogrip.com
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Fatboy8 on May 25, 2004, 08:31:07 AM: "You can't hit my clubs, my shaft is too stiff" Chris DiMarco, Ping endorsement or Viagra?
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Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: kendog on May 25, 2004, 08:38:48 AM: Jeff, how's a guy 'sposed to drive in that condition!!?? I know you've heard of "The Club" anti-theft device! lol
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kendog
avoids spare shooting at all costs
just throw strikes, and check your own spelling
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: kendog on May 25, 2004, 09:25:26 AM: thanks "Oops, I crapped my pants"
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kendog
avoids spare shooting at all costs
just throw strikes, and check your own spelling
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Scolai on May 25, 2004, 09:28:24 AM: Along the same lines as Kendog....

Anybody interested in purchasing a Mercury Mistress? Or a Love Toilet?

I'll let you know after I get my Happy Fun Ball.
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Nut

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a very good sport as well.
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Ishmael on May 25, 2004, 09:32:15 AM: quote:
I'll let you know after I get my Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball was great. "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

Do you remember Big Red? "He's big, big, big and he's red, red, red!"
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: MI 2 AZ on May 25, 2004, 10:28:25 AM: quote:
"He's big, big, big and he's red, red, red!"

Is that what she said?
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I just want 2C was'zzub.
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I am the SGT Schultz of bowling.
"I know nothing!"
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Overhand on May 25, 2004, 10:33:21 AM: It's a Trav-sham-mockery!
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Sixteen strikes...what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt...
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: LeftyHomer10 on May 25, 2004, 10:37:31 AM: Rafael Palmeiro: Major League Baseball Player

"I take batting practice.
I take fielding practice.
I take Viagra."

Everytime I hear that commercial come on I cant help but laugh. He must get paid a lot of money to say those lines. Ouch. "Hey, Mr. Palmeiro, you dropped your DIGNITY!!!"

Slipknot, today is the day. Volume 3!
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Can't sleep, pins are laughing
Can't sleep, pins are laughing...

Hate those dreams where everything is good and when you wake up its all gone. I keep having a re-occuring one about me bowling GOOD!
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on May 25, 2004, 10:38:43 AM: CALL FOR ENZYTE, Im sure he will have a happy partner back at the clubhouse!
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16 years and still going strong! 16 years old that is! The names Warrior Princess, Xena..Warrior Princess
And why would I "saw" pins in half, THATS A WASTE OF PINS!
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: a_ak57 on May 25, 2004, 03:05:52 PM: Of course, it's the best, the best a man can geee-eee-eeet!
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-Andy
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: stanski on May 25, 2004, 09:00:50 PM: Bob's wood has been getting worn out. Maybe he needs to go to the hardware store and get some stiffer wood. Bob just loves hard weiners (shows picture of him grilling hot dogs) and his wife loves them too. She really loves them because of the great results bob has gotten from enzyte!

I cant believe they can even say some of that stuff on regular tv.
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stanski
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Ernie McCracken on May 25, 2004, 10:22:07 PM: quote:
this post... i'm lovin' it.

Speaking of lovin' it, I love my new Bass-o-Matic 76. Ummmm that's good bass.
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Evolutionary. Revolutionary.
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: thfonz98 on May 25, 2004, 10:32:51 PM: quote:
I took (name of medication removed to prevent lawsuit) and suffered from:

Melena, anorexia, bezoar, cardiospasm, cholelithiasis, constipation, dry mouth/thirst, dyspepsia, dysphagia, eructation, esophageal stenosis, esophageal ulcer, esophagitis, fecal discoloration, flatulence, gastric nodules/fundic gland polyps, gastroenteritis, gastrointestinal hemorrhage, hematemesis, increased appetite, increased salivation, rectal hemorrhage, stomatitis, tenesmus, ulcerative colitis, vomiting.

But other than that, I feel great.

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I just want 2C was'zzub.
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I am the SGT Schultz of bowling.
"I know nothing!"

what about the (as i heard once) "uncontrollable bowl movements"

Edited on 5/25/2004 10:32 PM
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: thfonz98 on May 25, 2004, 10:34:32 PM: "and now introducing NEW super colon blow" -snl
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: thfonz98 on May 25, 2004, 10:55:50 PM: but can it copy your a--?

790 a--jet....its here( http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/Comm/assjet.wav)

Edited on 5/25/2004 10:54 PM
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Doc Hollywood on May 26, 2004, 09:59:05 AM: But Jim never asks for a second cup of my coffee
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Doc
Owner and Inventor of
DOC'S MAGIC BOWLING BALL ELIXIR
For more information click on the link below
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Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Ishmael on May 26, 2004, 10:40:24 AM: Be sure to pick up your copy of Martha Stewart's Home For The Holidays: Topless Christmas Special.
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Doggie the Dog on May 27, 2004, 12:40:20 AM: I'm havin' a good chicken day!!! Right wing, left wing, it's all the same to me!!
(BTW KFC... 1975 called and said they wanted their clothing back)
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: da Shiv on May 27, 2004, 09:55:31 AM: quote:
eructation

A good argument for enunciating clearly when the genie asks you for your wishes.

Shiv
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I've got a fever; and the only prescription is more cowbell
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: kendog on May 27, 2004, 09:56:02 AM: Good to the last drop!
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kendog
avoids spare shooting at all costs
just throw strikes, and check your own spelling
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Overhand on May 27, 2004, 10:22:26 AM: "...and Randy Johnson shreds the rack."

I understood that he actually did throw that ball. True?
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Sixteen strikes...what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt...
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: kendog on May 27, 2004, 10:45:13 AM: is it Hertz?....not exactly
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kendog
avoids spare shooting at all costs
just throw strikes, and check your own spelling
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Ernie McCracken on May 27, 2004, 10:56:10 AM: I have a tension headache. You know, the kind with pain in the neck and shoulders.
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Evolutionary. Revolutionary.
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: kendog on May 27, 2004, 12:47:05 PM: Don't you just love the promo pharmaceutical commercials that never do tell you what the pills is even for? Just lots of smiling, lots and lots of smiling....and flowers.... and kids playing.... and old grandmas shedding a tear as they look out the window... and ask your doctor how to get yourself some of these?!?!
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kendog
avoids spare shooting at all costs
just throw strikes, and check your own spelling
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: a_ak57 on May 27, 2004, 02:55:49 PM: quote:

"...and Randy Johnson shreds the rack."

I understood that he actually did throw that ball. True?
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Sixteen strikes...what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in<span id=" DEBT" class=xxxxkeyword onmouseover="onmo(this);" onmouseout="inMenu=false;hide(this);"> debt</span>...

Are you serious? They gave johnson a 12# ball, and he complained that it was too heavy...It was Jason Couch who threw that ball.
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-Andy
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Jeffrevs on May 27, 2004, 02:59:00 PM: quote:
But Jim never asks for a second cup of my coffee
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Doc
Owner and Inventor of
DOC'S MAGIC BOWLING BALL ELIXIR
For more information click on the link below
http://home.comcast.net/~docsmagic/
or message me at:
http://Doc65@aol.com

LMFAO!!!!
Airplane!
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JEFF
Off-season = Practice time!
Get a Grip...Roto Grip!
www.rotogrip.com
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: LuvThatWhiteDot on May 27, 2004, 04:05:40 PM: "I believe there should be a cable channel devoted entirely to bowling!"
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White Dot
Making life miserable for 10 pins everywhere
http://faldo.atmos.uiuc.edu/FBL/mkting.html
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Overhand on May 27, 2004, 04:06:36 PM: ak, since i wasn't at the filming, i was asking seriously.

In this article it says the athletes actually did the deed.
http://www.newsday.com/business/local/newyork/ny-bzad083699887mar08,0,6764170.column

i had heard other places that Randy doesn't shoot half-bad; but, then if you have information, please share.

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Sixteen strikes...what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt...
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: a_ak57 on May 27, 2004, 04:09:53 PM: Oh, well it was definitely not Randy Johnson....Storm even had a contest to guess which pro threw the ball in the commercial, and it was Jason Couch.
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-Andy
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: Overhand on May 27, 2004, 04:12:00 PM: cool, certainly looks like his shot. wonder if there's work as a stunt-bowler.
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Sixteen strikes...what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt...
Title: Re: I have good news.
Post by: a_ak57 on May 27, 2004, 04:14:19 PM: Yeah, they got his motions correct and everything....but I KNOW he can't get like 17 mph and 400+ revs. If he threw it that good, he'd be on tour...Oh wait, Jason couch, the one who threw the shot, is.
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-Andy