Have you ever been bowling and got a strike and jumped up and celebrated and while jumping in the air the crotch of your pants rips. And then while your walking around the rest of the time you have a huge gapeing hole in your pants. LOL because it has happened to me.

Edited on 1/23/2004 0:07 AM

I didnt have that happen, but two weeks ago, i was wearing a pair of Khakies and in the 8th frame, i threw my ball and hear a tear, right as i threw the ball, well i look down and my pants ripped right inder the zipper, lol.  

luckly it happend in the 3rd game but it kept on getting bigger in the next couple of shots and when i got home and changed my pants i had a 5inch hole in the crotch of my pants lol.
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I've had 3 pairs of pants rip on me when bowling...the first two were older pairs of pants, but just this last season I had a pair of 2 week old jeans and the crotch ripped about a 8 inch hole....returned them to Kohl's with the smokey bowling alley smell and all and they replaced them good as new...  =)
Digs
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I've ripped out so many that I wear shorts all the time. I use a nice loose fitting pair of khakis at tournaments.