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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Good Times Good Times on September 29, 2017, 07:18:08 PM

Title: Impending Doom
Post by: Good Times Good Times on September 29, 2017, 07:18:08 PM
Dearest Impending Doom, internet friend of the north, King of the left side and bearer of Global balls.....

What shall a lad do, when a teammate is in the current process, of wrecking that sacred shim? 

Ball after ball of that disgusting surface, peelith away the essence of what we once knew as hold. 

I call upon you Doom, at this hour of league, for your spirit to overcome this man, and educate with proverbs, of protecting the shim...

Amen
Title: Re: Impending Doom
Post by: xrayjay on September 29, 2017, 08:01:21 PM
He who controls the shim controls the universe... now off with their heads
Title: Re: Impending Doom
Post by: Impending Doom on September 29, 2017, 08:08:57 PM
My my my, isn't this regal AF??

Is he wrecking it on purpose or it he just unknowledgeable about ball surface, lane play and bowling in general?

If it's the first one, it's time for a Munson. If it's the second one, be a bit nicer.
Title: Re: Impending Doom
Post by: Good Times Good Times on September 29, 2017, 08:16:12 PM
Quote from: Impending Doom on September 29, 2017, 08:08:57 PM
My my my, isn't this regal AF??

Is he wrecking it on purpose or it he just unknowledgeable about ball surface, lane play and bowling in general?

If it's the first one, it's time for a Munson. If it's the second one, be a bit nicer.

Haha, just "doesn't think about things like that"(not that he's required to).  A good guy though...

Title: Re: Impending Doom
Post by: Impending Doom on September 29, 2017, 08:44:37 PM
He obviously needs a V8. Cause he should think about things like that. Threaten to throw his equipment in the lustre king for 5 minutes. Then call his mother a hamster and ride off on your invisible horse.
Title: Re: Impending Doom
Post by: Bowl_Freak on September 30, 2017, 08:00:21 AM
He needs a Snickers, cause he gets angry when they wreck the shim!!!
Title: Re: Impending Doom
Post by: Impending Doom on September 30, 2017, 09:06:30 AM
Quote from: Bowl_Freak on September 30, 2017, 08:00:21 AM
He needs a Snickers, cause he gets angry when they wreck the shim!!!
The shim never hurt them! Why does it have to be that way?
Title: Re: Impending Doom
Post by: billdozer on September 30, 2017, 10:13:00 AM
I love it when old folks start getting mad about it.

"U GD kids, always wrecking the shim! U GD Shimwreckers"

I lose it Everytime!!!! Lololololol
Title: Re: Impending Doom
Post by: Impending Doom on September 30, 2017, 12:34:43 PM
Quote from: billdozer on September 30, 2017, 10:13:00 AM
I love it when old folks start getting mad about it.

"U GD kids, always wrecking the shim! U GD Shimwreckers"

I lose it Everytime!!!! Lololololol

You calling me old?? GD kids. Get off of my lawn and keep away from my shim.

GTGT you see this young punk?? I bet he likes 1500 polished too.