Dearest Impending Doom, internet friend of the north, King of the left side and bearer of Global balls.....
What shall a lad do, when a teammate is in the current process, of wrecking that sacred shim?
Ball after ball of that disgusting surface, peelith away the essence of what we once knew as hold.
I call upon you Doom, at this hour of league, for your spirit to overcome this man, and educate with proverbs, of protecting the shim...
Amen