My system goes like this:
(Speaking of the 10-pin)
1) Turn shoulders at foul line and miss in right gutter
2) Yank the ball at the bottom and miss left
3) Curse
4) Kick ball return
5) Slam hand on closest chair/bench
6) Throw a back-up ball and miss right
7) Repeat steps 3-5
Go to the bar and order 3 beers and one shot, all for me
9) While trying to see through my drunken haze, nearly fall down at the line and don't even watch the ball to see on which side I missed this time.
10) Too drunk to care anymore--Priceless
It's not what the pros do, but it works for me : )
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Bowling is without a doubt the dumbest, most pointless, most idiotic excuse for a game that has ever been invented. So, what time are we bowling tomorrow?