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DukeHarding

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What's Bowling?
« on: February 07, 2006, 08:17:45 AM »
Bowling is one of the most difficult sports in the world to master. Your primary objective is to knock down ten pins; unfortunately, the path your ball must travel is comprised of many hazards most of which are not readily detectable. Your adversaries are not impressed by your size, strength, or intelligence. They never ask any quarter, and, most certainly, never give any. Moreover, they will accept your dedication to perfection by intermittently rewarding you with the ulitimate in imperfection. Your great shots will not always strike; and your bad shots will normally result in nothing short of disaster. Bowling is hard to live with; yet, for most of us, it is impossible to live without. Consequently, the love affair with this terribly demanding and increasingly frustrating game may last forever!


OK now who's quote is it?

I'll post the name in a few days.

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DrWackypants

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Re: What's Bowling?
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2006, 04:20:18 PM »
John 3:16?

DukeHarding

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Re: What's Bowling?
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2006, 04:21:57 PM »
quote:
John 3:16?

Close, but no cigar!
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DukeHarding

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Re: What's Bowling?
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2006, 04:52:41 PM »
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Larry Mathews
The Pro Approach
"Knowledge Is The Key"
"Tactics Are The Power"
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da Shiv

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Re: What's Bowling?
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2006, 01:31:03 PM »
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Your great shots will not always strike; and your bad shots will normally result in nothing short of disaster.


Actually, many of my bad shots score better than my good ones.  The funny part is receiving congratulations from teammates or opponents who think the bad shot that struck was the way I intended to throw it.

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KDawg77

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Re: What's Bowling?
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2006, 01:46:00 PM »
Bowling? Bowling. Above all things I believe in bowling. Bowling is like
oxygen. Bowling is a many splendored thing. Bowling lifts us up to where we
belong. All you need is bowling!
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Ragnar

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Re: What's Bowling?
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2006, 01:52:34 PM »
Bowling is the gift of Humbaba (Son of Clyde) to man, given to uplift him and, at the same time, to remind him of his deficiencies.  While perfection may bring man joy, it is perfection not rewarded that keeps him humble.  And while all may take solace in seeing errors punished, it is the unpunished error, the error that is in fact rewarded, that reminds man that life itself is not fair, that in fact the notion of "fair" is a false thing, having nothing to do with reality.  Bowling is, in fact, the one true metaphor for life, given us by Humbaba that we may live in serenity.

Of course, it is also a great excuse to have a few beers.
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