I am the league secretary. My first game is usually not my best as I am collecting and counting money. I am usually late on the approach and being hurried by the other bowlers.
Last night, I got lined up. I had the front five. As I was counting my money, I discovered I was $30 short. Being called to bowl, I walked up to the line and let one go. I missed my mark by 5 boards and sent the ball right into the 4 pin, leaving a bucket. My second ball I tugged it again and chopped the last pin off.
Getting back to counting my money, I discovered I had just totaled the cash and checks wrong.
Back to the line, I proceed to string 3 more strikes before a deadly split. This could have been a good game. I ended up with a 220. Two opens and a bad 10th frame.
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"Following the course of least resistance makes for crooked rivers and crooked men."