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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: bowlergee on February 24, 2006, 12:25:15 PM

Title: jokes
Post by: bowlergee on February 24, 2006, 12:25:15 PM
Hey,
I have to do a comedy show with a lot of bowlers. does any one care to share any funny jokes about bowling.
Lets hear them
Title: Re: jokes
Post by: legend4life95 on February 24, 2006, 08:36:32 PM
Why didn’t the skeloton go bowling?
Because he had no balls

your mom is like a bowling alley she gets wet b 4 I roll my balls on her

Bob wanted to start bowling, so his friend Fred decided to go ahead and teach him about it.
"first" he says, "you have to line your feet up with the center pin.
Next, roll the ball down and try to knock down as many pins as you can,
but DO NOT knock all of them down, or they cheat you out of your second ball!
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