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mrteach3

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Funny Bowling Poem
« on: September 08, 2005, 06:10:54 AM »
Hey all,

Not looking to brag, but I shot 300 Tuesday night.  The funny thing about it was the twelfth ball.  My friend came up with a poem to commemorate the occasion.

Here it goes:

First eleven strikes were nice and neat.
Ball number twelve almost went right through the beak.
The arms felt weak and the ball very heavy,
I threw the last one,
Just like a lefty.

HE HE HE HE HE!!!!!

It is true, the last one was brooklyn.  The house gives out jackets for your first honor score of the year.  I put the name Brooklyn on this one.

Any other additions or new poems for funny occurrences we can come up with.  Thought it might be funny to hear something.
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mumzie

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Re: Funny Bowling Poem
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2005, 11:40:58 PM »
Nice bowling. I know of very few 300s with out at least one lucky shot. I saw one without a lucky shot tonight - my teammate shot one. And when I shot mine, one shot had a very slightly late 10 pin - otherwise, it was perfect. But other than those, every one I've ever seen has a high hit, or brooklyn, or light and swishy...
Great bowling - and great literary talent too!

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Re: Funny Bowling Poem
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2005, 12:30:21 PM »
Nice shooting but youve got to change your sig now
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Re: Funny Bowling Poem
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2005, 12:47:53 PM »
Yeah!  Get that sig. updated!
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scotts33

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Re: Funny Bowling Poem
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 12:54:40 PM »
You go teach!  

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Re: Funny Bowling Poem
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 12:55:04 PM »
A couple of years ago Brad Paisley had a song out about a guy's girl leaving him cause he went fishing. Me and a buddy of mine changed the words of the chorus to fit our particular sport. If any of you listen to country, here is how our version of the chorus goes:

I'm gonna miss her, when I get home
But right now I'm on this great pair and
I've got 11 in a row
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk thru that door tonight
Yeah I'm gonna miss, but right now
I need a strike.

Yeehaw! Congrats on the great bowling.
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mrteach3

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Re: Funny Bowling Poem
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2005, 12:08:43 PM »
Thanks guys.  It was pretty nice since I have been making some decent sized changes in my game for only about 2 weeks now.  I was pretty skeptical at first, but I think it is coming around.

The sig will be changed, but to be clear is was due to the 294 and 295 I had in the same season.  More of a joke since this last 300 was my 19th.  Number 20 here I come.  

Tyson
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Re: Funny Bowling Poem
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2005, 06:10:57 PM »
nice one  bracket
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mrteach3

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Re: Funny Bowling Poem
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2005, 06:31:17 AM »
Brock,

That one is great for sure.

Hey Leftside.  Still living here, just no time to get on here like I used to.  Life is too busy sometimes.
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