For 1 and 2 lets use the guys from the NASCAR Inside Winston Cup (is it still called that?) with Alan Bestwick, Ken Schrader, Mike Waltrip, and lets substitute Kenny Wallace for Johnny Benson. I think these guys have enough personality to make a show on Curling worth watching.
As for similar topics, hmmmm.
1) That ball hits harder than Jimmy Spencer!
2) I got out of the groove and into the slick stuff and couldn't save it.
3) Ray Evernham does the "Crotch Chop" and hits Jeff Gordon in the back of the head!
4) The Jim Beam-Coke Cola-Marlboro-AMF-Dexter-Turbogrips-SkinPatch-MagicCarpet-BTM-Slidesock-Doc'sElixir-Ballreviews-Storm Xfactor was shure hooked up to the lane today!
By the way, I think DW should be in the booth for the PBA events!!
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Why, WHY won't the last one just fall?? It's WIGGLING for cryin' out loud!!
