Likes:
The home turf alley has lots of pretty girls
Most of the staff there are/is nice people.
They oil the lanes we are going to use right before matches and practice. And clean them at the same time.
Comfy couches. The screens show the scores in real time, like if you get 3 strikes in a row, it'll show the current score on the last strike, instead of it not showing anything under the X.
When the machines keep our ball down there, the machine stops after awhile, so that our balls don't get too bad marks on them.
The ball return isn't in the way.
Just have to ask, and we'll get water in any cup size. The staff even comes with 2 jugs if we ask for it.
At the other alley we play the most at after the home turf one:
The staff is very nice. There's always 1 or 2 jugs of water on the counter, and often cups besides them.
Got carpet on the floor, to whipe potential shit under shoes off on.
That's it, damn
One alley we very rarely travel to, because it's far away:
Nice people bowling there
Dislikes:
Home turf first again:
Shit machines, often stops or keeps the balls. Drops pins quite a bit.
Some of the staff are idiots, mostly just a few of the girls. One girl complained because she thought a happy senior was whistling at her, while he was actually just a happy guy who liked to whistle
No carpets on the floor to whipe potential shit under our shoes off on.
Only one rack to hang coats on.
When the staff sell a lane right next to us. I understand why of course, but sometimes assholes come there who get in the way. Steps into the other lane. One time 2 stupid girls came and started to take selfies while standing in our lane, they didn't get to take one selfie though
OTher alley:
SHIT machines from 1998. A few parts have probably been changed, but still shit.
The machines often keep the balls down there, and the machines do not stop here after awhile, so balls will grind against each other until, the staff goes behind there and gets them back up.
Drops pins.
They don't oil the lanes before matches, and most of the time the oil will have dried up pretty much when the matches start.
In vacations, they don't clean the lanes, just put oil over old oil. Then the lanes are very dirty which you'll see on the balls.
Not enough pretty girls
Ball return is in the way.
Last alley: Shit machines, shit screens.