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Speedburner89

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The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« on: February 27, 2006, 08:36:54 AM »
Robert Mushtare can wear all the dexter heel and sole combonations at the same time.

Robert Mushtare's bowling balls repel oil.

When Robert Mushtare bowls on CATS the system overloads and explodes from his awesomeness.

Robert Mushtare's track flares in four directions at once.

Not only can Robert Mushtare smell victory, he also hears lane oil.

Robert Mushtare uses the hand drier to dry the tears off his victims faces.

Tommy Jones wishes he could be as good as Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare wishes he had some real competition.

Robert Mushtare went to an Ebonite plant and got a Brunswick ball because he's Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare got Dave Ryan his job with the PBA because he's Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare's own two balls are larger than the ones he throws.

Robert Mushtare has both forward and reverse pitch in his thumbhole.

Robert Mushtare is a quadriplegic, too bad nothing can stop Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare is listed under bowling god in the dictionary.

Robert Mushtare can bowl pot games, take all your money, and keep his junior status because he's Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare fears no one, not Joe Gorro, not even Chuck Norris.
         

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Speedburner89

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2006, 08:04:10 PM »
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Am I the only one who thinks this is no longer funny?


Yes
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Jzero

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2006, 08:19:27 PM »
Wait, if your so good why did you not try to qualify for the actual PBA event as a amateur, and insted bowling in the Pro-am
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Jzero

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2006, 08:34:11 PM »
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uhhh, SCHOOL DUMBAZZ

One of my friends skipped school two days just to work at the PBA event in Atlanta
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onerevaway

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2006, 12:46:53 PM »
All right robert you low life piece of crap when you actually go out and prove yourself besides bowling 900s at your own house then maybe you can talk!! If your so good then when i see you at JOG you better make team usa cause you know your so much better than everyone..i guarantee you dont even make top half at JOG!! Your worthless!! You average 211 in a travel league..cmon for a guy that averages 250 plus in your own house thats not a good average where are the honor scores when people are around? Scores seem to pop out of your azz when no one is looking kinda funny i think!!

LuckyLefty

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2006, 12:58:25 PM »
Piling on....feels good .....right?

REgards,

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Stever5000

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2006, 05:58:35 PM »
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amazing what some people will do or say to get attention. who ever RobertMushtare900 really is must have a busy social life!
(AND THAT WAS SARCASISM IN CASE YOU ARE TO STUPID TO REALIZE IT)


For real.  I don't see how anyone could believe that was really him.  People are too gullible for these things today.
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