Several years ago, I once bowled in a 16 lane center that was located in a small town
in the Sierras of Northern California. The center was located in a small strip mall. The center was adjacent to an abandoned grocery store in the mall. It had wooden lane beds that hadn't been resurfaced in a very long time. On top of this, the lanes were bone dry, like bowling in a sandbox. It was so bad that we resorted to using the house balls (which were relics themselves). It made little difference, as even the house balls hooked at our feet.
However to top it off, there was a gaping hole in the wall above
one of the masking units, where bats were entering the center from the abandoned grocery store next door. . Not only did we have to concern ourselves about lane conditions, but
we were also worried about the bats that were buzzing our heads. We were fortunate
to escape without being bitten otherwise, we might have been the first bowlers to
have made it into the Guinness Book Of Records as being the only bowlers to have contracted rabies while bowling.