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Title: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Necromancer on January 07, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
Well tonight was a weird night.  Not many strikes in a row.  Still averaged around 7 strike a game but kept bowling 190-200.  Nothing good, nothing bad.  First game, there appeared to be oil or my balls were cold from the snow.  There was no traction.  By the third game, I was standing around 30-35 (left) and throwing out to 2-3 board.  Still couldn't do s***.  My team starting off the 2nd half is 0-7 and in last place.  I'm pissed.  I think I should retire after this season.



P.S. I made all my 10 pins.

P.S.S. I left so many splits it was unbelievable - especially the 4-9.  My power is hurting my scores now.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: renoatpikeville on January 07, 2009, 11:57:34 PM
Dont feel so bad!

Our team (after 2 weeks) is also in the cellar at 20-60. Leaders are at 71-9 &70-10.
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Spider Ball Bowler on January 08, 2009, 12:42:53 AM
Necro you make me laugh a little bit.

I bet ya if you added a new dimension to your game, called playing straight, you'd be better off.  Then again what do I know, I'm just a 10 board dumping, fluffing, lefty, with no skill.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: mainzer on January 08, 2009, 04:13:53 AM
7 strikes a game and only shooting 190-deuce?

Spares make the game strikes make it better

Strikes or for show spares are for dough
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: jbruno6 on January 08, 2009, 05:28:39 AM
You mentioned "there was no traction"

Then you mentioned "started playing 30-35 out to 2-3"?

wow
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Dan Belcher on January 08, 2009, 05:55:40 AM
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P.S.S. I left so many splits it was unbelievable - especially the 4-9.  My power is hurting my scores now.
I guess maybe there's something to the idea of "straighter is greater," despite your insistence that you must rev it up as much as humanly possible and hook the entire lane to strike?  If you can't get off the headpin, take some hand out of it.
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: nutsforbowling on January 08, 2009, 06:20:36 AM
Well it's obvious by looking at your tourney averages that you adjust very well when the lanes change. Or maybe not.

At least you made those darn 10 pins though.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: tuckingfenpin on January 08, 2009, 06:25:33 AM
I think you need a new ball that hooks more.

Honestly.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: mainzer on January 08, 2009, 06:39:58 AM
I think people are trying to tell you not to bowl stupid.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Monster Pike on January 08, 2009, 06:55:24 AM
"or my balls were cold from the snow"

Why are you sticking your balls in the snow?  You know they'll turn blue on you if you that long enough.  But that would be the start of your problems right there.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Necromancer on January 08, 2009, 08:06:30 AM
quote:
You mentioned "there was no traction"

Then you mentioned "started playing 30-35 out to 2-3"?

wow
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There was no traction the first game and I had to play at like 20 and out to 5.  By the third game I was going coast-to-coast literally LOL.  The other team thought I was going to throw it in the gutter because the ball was on the edge haha.

Also, I was striking a lot and getting only 190's because I never got anything more than a turkey all night and if I didn't strike I left splits.  I only had one 10 pin all night, several 7 pins (all made), rest pretty much splits (4-9, 4-7-9, 4-10, etc.).  The 4 pin always stays up LOL!
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: fins4ever88 on January 08, 2009, 08:11:01 AM
quote:
I think you need a new ball that hooks more.

Honestly.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: mainzer on January 08, 2009, 08:15:59 AM
the splits you are leaving are trying to tell you that the angle is a little off.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Nor Cal Bowler on January 08, 2009, 08:56:45 AM
quote:
"or my balls were cold from the snow"

Why are you sticking your balls in the snow?  You know they'll turn blue on you if you that long enough.  But that would be the start of your problems right there.
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Thermals would help too
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: LowRG on January 08, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Obviously you needed to hit the ball return in frustration, buy another ball that hooks more and never move all night.  Closing your eyes helps, too.
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: zonepro on January 08, 2009, 09:29:17 AM
If you were swinging the ball from 20 to 5 in the first game, then there was plenty of friction out there.
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: 230-n-up-or-bust on January 08, 2009, 09:45:59 AM
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If you were swinging the ball from 20 to 5 in the first game, then there was plenty of friction out there.


Not with his new Blue Dot.

Those things are a lot harder than their 1980's predecessors and won't bounce off the cushion like the ol' days.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: zonepro on January 08, 2009, 09:53:01 AM
Did I miss something?  I never saw any mention of a blue dot being used.
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Sir Bowl-A-Lot on January 08, 2009, 09:53:51 AM
quote:
my balls were cold from the snow.

What were your balls doing in the snow?
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Necromancer on January 08, 2009, 10:00:04 AM
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quote:
my balls were cold from the snow.

What were your balls doing in the snow?


I left them outside in my car and my car got covered in ice and snow.  
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: cheech on January 08, 2009, 10:08:03 AM
i found this funny"
"at least i picked all my 10-pins"
then in a later post
"i had only left one 10-pin...."
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: 230-n-up-or-bust on January 08, 2009, 10:15:35 AM
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Did I miss something?  I never saw any mention of a blue dot being used.


Couldn't find any friction but playing 20-5?  Unless you're using a BLue Dot or throwing 7.35 MPH, playing from fourth arrow to the ditch isn't for a lack of friction.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: 230-n-up-or-bust on January 08, 2009, 10:17:08 AM
Before anyone births a  farm animal and tried to explain how fifth board isn't the ditch, I know that.  However, 20-5 isn't search for a cushion, either.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: zonepro on January 08, 2009, 10:29:09 AM
My point was that if you can swing the ball 15 boards, the lanes aren't tight.
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: 230-n-up-or-bust on January 08, 2009, 10:35:04 AM
quote:
My point was that if you can swing the ball 15 boards, the lanes aren't tight.



ditto
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: zonepro on January 08, 2009, 10:36:53 AM
Oops, my bad 230-n-up, I read your post quick the first time and misunderstood you.
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: 230-n-up-or-bust on January 08, 2009, 10:39:52 AM
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Oops, my bad 230-n-up, I read your post quick the first time and misunderstood you.


That happens a lot.

NExt time, I'll type slower.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: mainzer on January 08, 2009, 10:57:29 AM
Anyone wonder if any of what were saying is actually going into Necro's brain?
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Russell on January 08, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
Necro's incredibly high level of douchness is well documented...it is funny that he keeps posting things like this to solidify his place at the top of the pile.
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Necromancer on January 08, 2009, 11:08:38 AM
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Necro's incredibly high level of douchness is well documented...it is funny that he keeps posting things like this to solidify his place at the top of the pile.
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Say what you want but I am the most honest person on this site.  You don't hear me saying how I have the highest average, how I can beat everyone here, or how I am the best bowler.  I even ask for tips a lot.  Be nice.

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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: los2003 on January 08, 2009, 11:14:13 AM
too much power does not cause you to leave 4-9 and 4-7-9 entry angle does.. until you get your angle together and hand positioning you will continue to leave a boat load of splits
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Necromancer on January 09, 2009, 07:46:59 AM
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Get a clue, idiot.  You might know how to rev a ball but you don't know how to BOWL!  Why do you even bother to tell us what line you were playing when we all know you can't consistently hit your mark.  If you could, you would make ten pin spares throwing a plastic ball.  Get some coaching and learn how to play different lines.  You truly are feeble.


Go check VT's ranking nationally in bowling between 2001-2006.  In the words of Apu: "Thank you, come again!"

EDIT: In case you can't find it:

Collegebowling.com

2001-02 - was not recorded but I started bowling that season and we were in the top 20 all year
2002-03 - Ranked 43rd
2003-04 - Ranked 23rd
2004-05 - Not ranked

And guess what, I left the team around 03-04 and joined the fun league on campus where I ranked 1st in average hehe.

Edited on 1/9/2009 8:51 AM
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: sdbowler on January 09, 2009, 08:39:47 AM
So we are suppose to be impressed since you were on a team that was ranked 23rd at the highest? I guess we have a bowling god in here. Let's see I have bowled against and beat Jeremy Sonnenfield what does that mean for me? I have bowled against and beating a guy that bowled on tour for awhile do I get extra points for that? Better yet I have also beat a guy that is high up on the USBC board while he was living in Sioux Falls. Do any of those get me extra points?
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Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Necromancer on January 09, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
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So we are suppose to be impressed since you were on a team that was ranked 23rd at the highest? I guess we have a bowling god in here. Let's see I have bowled against and beat Jeremy Sonnenfield what does that mean for me? I have bowled against and beating a guy that bowled on tour for awhile do I get extra points for that? Better yet I have also beat a guy that is high up on the USBC board while he was living in Sioux Falls. Do any of those get me extra points?
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LOL, I was just showing that I know how to bowl.  Nothing more and nothing less.  Too many people on this site take bowling wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too seriously.  Bowling has 1 flaw that will always make it not quite up there with real sports and specifically other sports that I compete in - the 300 game limit.  I have always said from day 1, that anyone on this planet can beat anyone else on this planet regardless of experience, form, or anything else simply because of the limits in the game of bowling.  You or anyone else could beat WRW just by throwing it straight down the lane and getting lucky one game.  Unlike any other sport and even golf, bowling's 300 game limit will always allow for the possibility of defeat to even the highest average bowlers.

Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: Necromancer on January 09, 2009, 10:02:53 AM
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My 2 cts is start having fun and stop thinking so much. As for how you play yes a direct line to the pocket MAY help but play "YOUR" game. I dont see why folks think that if you throw the ball on a rope that you will score.

Those scores arent bad you just couldnt CARRY all styles suffer this unfortunately. Thats when a LIGHT BULB medium range ball comes in effect.

The new equipment IMHO was created for lower rev players or mach 10 speed. I dont know what you were throwing but just start having fun and watch the bowlers around you score that has similarities to "YOUR" game. I call this going to school, lol hop in the same line and ride it.

Vertigo and Gravity Shift both polished heavily.  Maybe I should try the Tropical that I make fun of so much LOL.
Title: Re: Man I Suck and My Team Is Last LOL
Post by: nospareball on January 09, 2009, 10:12:49 AM
Use a weaker ball, polishing the hell out of a strong ball just makes it uncontrollable.
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