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Kimy Gibler

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MIDWEST DONE GOT SPANKED!
« on: February 26, 2004, 10:57:48 AM »
i WENT AN BOUGHT AN AIRLINE TICKET AND CAUGHT A FLIGHT TODAY TO BOWL MIDWEST AT HIS HOUSE.  WHAT A JOKE THAT WAS!  FIRST OFF HE REFUSED TO GET IN THE CARD GAMES.  AND ON TOP OF THAT REFUSED TO BUY DRINKS FOR THE BOTH OF US.  IT WAS A NICE HOUSE I THINK THE NAME OF IT WAS "SKOKIE LANES"?  BUT IT WAS WODDEN LANES WITH SYNTHETIC APPROACHES AND UNDERGROUND/OVERGROUND BALL RETURNS.  OUR SCORES WERE AS FOLLOWS:
KIMY 1ST GAME:243  2ND GAME:289 3RD GAME 191
MIDWEST:214    2ND GAME:226 3RD GAME:187

AS YOU CAN SEE I CLEARLY SPANKED HIM WORSE THAN I DO MY OWN CHILDREN. IT WAS A NICE AND QUICK EASY WAY TO PUT MORE MONEY AWAY IN THE TRUST FUND. AND IT`LL SAVE FOR MY WIFES TAMPONS.  WELL NOW THAT I MADE MIDWEST CRANKER MY BIZNITCH.  IM OF TO ROCK HILL SOUTH CAROLINA AT STRIKERS FAMILY REC TO HUSTLE SOME MORE STUDS.  I FELL LIKE GOLDBERG.  WHO`S NEXT!!!????!!!
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Kimy Gibler

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Re: MIDWEST DONE GOT SPANKED!
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2004, 02:13:58 AM »
i will be there at ottowa lanes.  Or we can take a trip over to taylor lanes.  It really doesn`t matter to me.  synthetic,wood,concrete ill smack that bootay from arkansas to florida.  My confidence level is through the roof knowing that midwest cranker bowed before me admitting im a better bowler than he is.
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midwestcranker

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Re: MIDWEST DONE GOT SPANKED!
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2004, 05:22:35 AM »
You wish you beat me ...... I was not at skokie lanes and I wont be there either. I will be at Dunes bowl in Gary Indiana on friday night if you want some action come find me I will be the only white guy in the building . My name is mac morales if your serious about losing your money . I think you are a big joke and I wish you were serious because I would love to spank a HACK like yourself.
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LuvThatWhiteDot

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Re: MIDWEST DONE GOT SPANKED!
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2004, 08:15:20 AM »
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i will be there at ottowa lanes.  Or we can take a trip over to taylor lanes.


Figures, you *would* want to bowl at Taylor... one of the easiest houses on the planet!

You need to bowl at Imperial and follow the bumper kids on their Pick-Up-Sticks shot.  That's loads of fun
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omegabowler

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Re: MIDWEST DONE GOT SPANKED!
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2004, 08:20:52 AM »
I never seen chain yanking this in my life. come on now!

wake up! don't be a snapper head!

this should be in the non-bowling section! LOL!

my guess is someone (rev-monster/superman/revolution monster/Pchee2) has been very bored.
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michelle

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Re: MIDWEST DONE GOT SPANKED!
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2004, 10:34:40 AM »
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 Oh, I'm going to have to find some of these wodden lanes.  Is that a new synthetic material?  


Maybe those are lanes that Wodka would bowl on?
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230-n-up-or-bust

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Re: MIDWEST DONE GOT SPANKED!
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2004, 10:35:45 AM »
Day number 3 that this topic is the most popular....feed the squirrels, they'll come back forever.
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